Pick Your Dick Up Off The Floor

Out of all the things in this world that I never want to look down and see, this would probably have to be number one. Life without a penis can't be worth living. But I bet you could get a whole lot more accomplished if you weren't always trying to find something to put your dick inside.

42 Comments
  • crazyasshole January 10, 2012

    red wings for females!

    +3
  • numberonefan January 10, 2012

    This pic is awful, I have tears in my eyes right now.

    -9
  • iluvkitty January 10, 2012

    He always said his dick touched the floor. NOW I believe him.

    +1
  • tgarner January 10, 2012

    Looks like a damn good reason not to cheat!

    +0
  • boobles January 10, 2012

    Clever dick..

    +0
  • lenny9651 January 10, 2012

    automatic zippers aren't quite perfected yet, they still have a few bugs to work out

    +5
  • shadowchaser January 10, 2012

    NOF, this picture is a lesson to you not to hit up on the wrong guy, or you can end up like the unfortunate motherfucker in this pic.

    +2
  • willylickaball January 10, 2012

    Your not suppose to pull so hard.

    +2
  • d90girl January 10, 2012

    Dicks 2 go :-) great

    +0
  • rockinron January 10, 2012

    yet another reason not to stick your dick in a glory hole in coco beach florida.

    -8
  • rockinron January 10, 2012

    looks like the glory hole at crazyshit.cums rstroom is gonna have a outta order sign on it later.

    -8
  • tonkpils420 January 10, 2012

    sir u dropped something

    +2
  • biggertalk January 10, 2012

    of course it's a white boy's, shit is like 1 inch lol.

    -9
  • crazyvet January 10, 2012

    Fucked with the wrong lady once too often.

    +0
  • fiercepierce January 10, 2012

    WOW biggertalk, measuring cut off dicks, how damn gay are you?

    +5
  • ballzdeepnu January 10, 2012

    Imagine the people who found it (uh frank there is a dick on the floor this one is all yours)

    -2
  • biggertalk January 10, 2012

    truth hurts fiercepierce, you punk ass bitch.

    -10
  • crackerkiller January 10, 2012

    well at least he did't do this to him self like some other CRACKER I've seen on here b4

    -5
  • frankdrebin January 10, 2012

    ♫ detachable penis ♫

    -1
  • iamthatgood January 10, 2012

    Look at the size of the dick on that fly!

    +1
  • soafan January 10, 2012

    Not like he lost that much...

    +1
  • eltrut January 10, 2012

    ouch

    +1
  • nh3kid January 10, 2012

    Dont stick your dick in the vacuum! Just saying

    +1
  • drunkard January 10, 2012

    Achmed's dream of blowing himself up to meet his 72 virgins didn't go exactly as planned.

    +3
  • ohwickedwendi January 10, 2012

    Clap on, clap off, clap on,.....clap on....oh shit.

    +2
  • thederp January 10, 2012

    donate it to that guy underneath that rig.

    +0
  • buttdarts January 10, 2012

    Please let that be fake.

    +0
  • therontheclark January 10, 2012

    5 SECOND RULE!!!!!

    +2
  • pinkdildo January 10, 2012

    I'd pick it up and wash it off and put it my pocket for later.

    +8
  • boppalilbit January 10, 2012

    lesson learned here that there is a big difference between wank off and yank off!

    +1
  • fiercepierce January 11, 2012

    biggertalk, I'm glad you realized the truth does hurt, but the pain of your coming out of the closet will make you stronger.

    +3
  • mrbigglesworth January 11, 2012

    A picture to keep in your wallet when you think you're having a bad day.

    +1
  • bucknuts January 11, 2012

    I stopped sitting on jars like you said Doc but i had a carving knife and an itch and............

    -1
  • biggertalk January 11, 2012

    i'm not a homo like you and your fudge packer numberonefan.

    -5
  • blumplestltskn January 11, 2012

    "I woke up this morning with a bad hangover. And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; its detachable."

    +0
  • immanuelkunt January 11, 2012

    "Penis" is something they must have down in South Florida. The rest of us have dicks. A penis is something like a dick, but smaller.

    -1
  • nofnof January 12, 2012

    Wayne Bobbit: "It's deja-vu all over again!"

    +0
  • magnusinfernum February 18, 2012

    אני כנראה לא מבין משהו כאן.

    למה הבחור הזה שדד את הפה?

    +0
  • freexbird1968 May 31, 2014

    @pinkdildo my kinda girl....if only you were where i am...lol

    +0
  • yumadave March 26, 2015

    Dude if you don't want to be tempted or bothered by sex remember to stop the bleeding or you are dead like this guy from too much blood loss,

    +0
  • penisforsale February 1, 2016

    hi all penis still forsale to the best price ladysjust think about!!!!! chadwood59@yahoo.co.uk

    +0
  • juq September 1, 2016

    Mmmmm, there needs to be more of this... all males should have their genitals cut off

    +0
 
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