Pick Your Dick Up Off The Floor
Out of all the things in this world that I never want to look down and see, this would probably have to be number one. Life without a penis can't be worth living. But I bet you could get a whole lot more accomplished if you weren't always trying to find something to put your dick inside.
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This pic is awful, I have tears in my eyes right now.
He always said his dick touched the floor. NOW I believe him.
Looks like a damn good reason not to cheat!
Clever dick..
automatic zippers aren't quite perfected yet, they still have a few bugs to work out
NOF, this picture is a lesson to you not to hit up on the wrong guy, or you can end up like the unfortunate motherfucker in this pic.
Your not suppose to pull so hard.
Dicks 2 go :-) great
yet another reason not to stick your dick in a glory hole in coco beach florida.
looks like the glory hole at crazyshit.cums rstroom is gonna have a outta order sign on it later.
sir u dropped something
of course it's a white boy's, shit is like 1 inch lol.
Fucked with the wrong lady once too often.
WOW biggertalk, measuring cut off dicks, how damn gay are you?
Imagine the people who found it (uh frank there is a dick on the floor this one is all yours)
truth hurts fiercepierce, you punk ass bitch.
well at least he did't do this to him self like some other CRACKER I've seen on here b4
♫ detachable penis ♫
Look at the size of the dick on that fly!
Not like he lost that much...
ouch
Dont stick your dick in the vacuum! Just saying
Achmed's dream of blowing himself up to meet his 72 virgins didn't go exactly as planned.
Clap on, clap off, clap on,.....clap on....oh shit.
donate it to that guy underneath that rig.
Please let that be fake.
5 SECOND RULE!!!!!
I'd pick it up and wash it off and put it my pocket for later.
lesson learned here that there is a big difference between wank off and yank off!
biggertalk, I'm glad you realized the truth does hurt, but the pain of your coming out of the closet will make you stronger.
A picture to keep in your wallet when you think you're having a bad day.
I stopped sitting on jars like you said Doc but i had a carving knife and an itch and............
i'm not a homo like you and your fudge packer numberonefan.
"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover. And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; its detachable."
"Penis" is something they must have down in South Florida. The rest of us have dicks. A penis is something like a dick, but smaller.
Wayne Bobbit: "It's deja-vu all over again!"
אני כנראה לא מבין משהו כאן.
למה הבחור הזה שדד את הפה?
@pinkdildo my kinda girl....if only you were where i am...lol
Dude if you don't want to be tempted or bothered by sex remember to stop the bleeding or you are dead like this guy from too much blood loss,
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Mmmmm, there needs to be more of this... all males should have their genitals cut off