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posted by Adam H. on 1/10/2012

Pick Your Dick Up Off The Floor

Out of all the things in this world that I never want to look down and see, this would probably have to be number one. Life without a penis can't be worth living. But I bet you could get a whole lot more accomplished if you weren't always trying to find something to put your dick inside.
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crazyasshole
+3
red wings for females!
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 1:55 PM

numberonefan
-9
This pic is awful, I have tears in my eyes right now.
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 1:56 PM

iluvkitty
+1
He always said his dick touched the floor. NOW I believe him.
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 2:00 PM

tgarner
0
Looks like a damn good reason not to cheat!
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 2:04 PM

boobles
0
Clever dick..
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 2:08 PM

lenny9651
+5
automatic zippers aren’t quite perfected yet, they still have a few bugs to work out
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 2:18 PM

shadowchaser
+2
NOF, this picture is a lesson to you not to hit up on the wrong guy, or you can end up like the unfortunate motherfucker in this pic.
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 2:20 PM

willylickaball
+2
Your not suppose to pull so hard.
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 2:24 PM

d90girl
0
Dicks 2 go :-) great
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 2:48 PM

rockinron
-8
yet another reason not to stick your dick in a glory hole in coco beach florida.
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 2:51 PM

rockinron
-8
looks like the glory hole at crazyshit.cums rstroom is gonna have a outta order sign on it later.
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 2:53 PM

tonkpils420
+2
sir u dropped something
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 3:25 PM

biggertalk
-8
of course it’s a white boy’s, shit is like 1 inch lol.
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 4:16 PM

crazyvet
0
Fucked with the wrong lady once too often.
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 4:31 PM

fiercepierce
+4
WOW biggertalk, measuring cut off dicks, how damn gay are you?
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 4:54 PM

ballzdeepnu
-2
Imagine the people who found it (uh frank there is a dick on the floor this one is all yours)
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 4:54 PM

biggertalk
-9
truth hurts fiercepierce, you punk ass bitch.
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 5:13 PM

crackerkiller
-5
well at least he did’t do this to him self like some other CRACKER I’ve seen on here b4
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 5:33 PM

frankdrebin
-1
♫ detachable penis ♫
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 5:39 PM

iamthatgood
+1
Look at the size of the dick on that fly!
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 5:42 PM

soafan
+1
Not like he lost that much...
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 6:11 PM

eltrut
+1
ouch
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 6:14 PM

nh3kid
+1
Dont stick your dick in the vacuum! Just saying
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 7:13 PM

drunkard
+2
Achmed’s dream of blowing himself up to meet his 72 virgins didn’t go exactly as planned.
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 8:02 PM

ohwickedwendi
+2
Clap on, clap off, clap on,.....clap on....oh shit.
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 8:04 PM

thederp
0
donate it to that guy underneath that rig.
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 8:14 PM

buttdarts
0
Please let that be fake.
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 8:38 PM

therontheclark
+2
5 SECOND RULE!!!!!
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 9:32 PM

pinkdildo
+7
I’d pick it up and wash it off and put it my pocket for later.
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 9:38 PM

boppalilbit
+1
lesson learned here that there is a big difference between wank off and yank off!
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posted on: 01-10-12 @ 10:08 PM

fiercepierce
+3
biggertalk, I’m glad you realized the truth does hurt, but the pain of your coming out of the closet will make you stronger.
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posted on: 01-11-12 @ 12:23 AM

mrbigglesworth
+1
A picture to keep in your wallet when you think you’re having a bad day.
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posted on: 01-11-12 @ 12:28 AM

bucknuts
-1
I stopped sitting on jars like you said Doc but i had a carving knife and an itch and............
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posted on: 01-11-12 @ 12:56 AM

biggertalk
-4
i’m not a homo like you and your fudge packer numberonefan.
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posted on: 01-11-12 @ 1:02 AM

blumplestltskn
0
"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover. And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; its detachable."
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posted on: 01-11-12 @ 7:48 AM

immanuelkunt
-1
"Penis" is something they must have down in South Florida. The rest of us have dicks. A penis is something like a dick, but smaller.
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posted on: 01-11-12 @ 6:48 PM

nofnof
0
Wayne Bobbit: "It’s deja-vu all over again!"
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 2:28 AM

magnusinfernum
0
אני כנראה לא מבין משהו כאן. למה הבחור הזה שדד את הפה?
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posted on: 02-18-12 @ 12:22 PM

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