What's Up, Puffy Face?

If you ever get bit by a brown recluse spider, here are some of the fun symptoms you may get to experience. I'm not so sure she looked all that much better before the bite, but her face is certainly fucked at the moment. Just put a frozen steak on there and leave her be.

29 Comments
  • drunkard January 12, 2012

    Hit by an acid cum shot.

    +4
  • slippy January 12, 2012

    Spider bite? that's from putting onions on my fucking sammich.

    +3
  • frankdrebin January 12, 2012

    this is why you send $.50 a day to feed the african children, and not actually go there

    +2
  • uncze9 January 12, 2012

    You are too picky. If this little lady is old enough and you have had too much to drink, she is the best looking thing around and you'd nail it.

    +1
  • lenny9651 January 12, 2012

    it's a better excuse than" i walked into a door"

    +2
  • crazyasshole January 12, 2012

    the bottom pic looks like bacon

    +4
  • smudge January 12, 2012

    Interracial Bukakki is always a bad idea

    +5
  • ghosthunter January 12, 2012

    Spider bite... Ya thats a good one.lol

    +6
  • hammerdown January 12, 2012

    Here hold this in your mouth till the swelling goes down.

    +1
  • bucknuts January 12, 2012

    What side was it?

    +2
  • sirfartsalot January 12, 2012

    Some PENIS-cillin will clear that up.

    +4
  • bigtalk January 12, 2012

    that 2nd pic thats not a spider bite thats just life at all trailer parks

    -17
  • mcguiver645 January 12, 2012

    HEY, YOU GUYS! Is that Sloth's daughter!?

    +2
  • biggertalk January 12, 2012

    lando ok you're right, just 99% of em.

    -5
  • downunder69 January 12, 2012

    sleep tight ..dont let the bed bugs bite... say that to her now and shell kick you in the balls!

    +3
  • ohwickedwendi January 12, 2012

    That's an allergic reaction to something...work, maybe?

    +2
  • soafan January 12, 2012

    Epipen TO THE RESCUE!

    +2
  • killdozer January 12, 2012

    It's called a spider bite smalldick and smallerdick. You may not have seen a spider cuz all the roaches in your project ran them off. Fuckin' nig naks.

    +2
  • pinkdildo January 12, 2012

    thats from not staying in the kitchen and make her man and his friends sandwiches

    +4
  • bloodfrozen1 January 12, 2012

    Q. what do you say to a girl w 2 black eyes?

    A. Nothing, you already told her twice..

    +2
  • rockinron January 13, 2012

    looks like some bitch be holding out on her pimp!

    -4
  • honkie365 January 13, 2012

    She will be lucky if she doesn't lose part of that ear. There may also be vision damage from the venom. Those are some nasty little bastards.

    +2
  • fiercepierce January 13, 2012

    Damn, I have to learn how to control my new pimp hand.

    +1
  • nofnof January 13, 2012

    wink wink baby!

    +0
  • yomammasass January 13, 2012

    that last photo looks like the spider's eggs just hatched in her ear...her eye looks like it's inFUCKted!

    +0
  • pastxmas January 13, 2012

    And I thought the only crooked eyebrows I would ever see would be on Puerto Ricans up in New York City.

    +0
  • u_mad_bro January 14, 2012

    could have been worse

    +0
  • etdaddy January 14, 2012

    massive cock damage

    +0
  • faceies January 20, 2012

    is that a spider bite on ure face or are u just excited to see me

    +0
 
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