Don't Leave Your Dick On The Table

OK, who nailed his dick to the table and cut it off? If you want to castrate yourself, clean up your mess afterward. It's not that hard. You really don't have a lot to pick up. And do us all a favor and just throw that knife away too.

35 Comments
  • crazyasshole January 12, 2012

    looks like a shitake mushroom

    +1
  • marcodufour January 12, 2012

    When did they let O.J. out ????

    +3
  • bucknuts January 12, 2012

    I wouldn't recommend eating nuthin off that cuttin board eather......................fuckin nasty

    +0
  • keymaster January 12, 2012

    Well he hit the nail on the head

    +3
  • yeya January 12, 2012

    WHY WHY????

    +1
  • crazyvet January 12, 2012

    No comment.

    +1
  • sleeko January 12, 2012

    I not eat'n anything prepared on that cutting board.

    +0
  • frankdrebin January 12, 2012

    must of violated some islamic code

    -1
  • jimintn January 12, 2012

    Had to nail it down to cut it off,you big pussy.

    +0
  • uk-13astard January 12, 2012

    lol and he used a rusty ass knife aswell

    +0
  • drunkard January 12, 2012

    That's what you get for messing with the board of education... no more fun for you.

    +0
  • lenny9651 January 12, 2012

    they call him mr. stubby

    +1
  • biggertalk January 12, 2012

    pinkdildo would still use it as her sex toy.

    -4
  • dozer67 January 12, 2012

    I guess having a dick is to much trouble for him these days.

    +0
  • downunder69 January 12, 2012

    what happens to petifiles in prison

    +2
  • honkie365 January 12, 2012

    numberonefan left his toothpick laying around again.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi January 12, 2012

    I didn't realize that people still had the choice whether to become a unich or not.

    +1
  • soafan January 12, 2012

    once again, its not like he had that much to lose. Dumb Eunuch

    +0
  • lenny9651 January 12, 2012

    no wendi, judging by the nail he didn't get a choice

    +0
  • thederp January 12, 2012

    ...and it still manages to cut tomato slices this thin!

    +0
  • killdozer January 12, 2012

    people are wierd. More snatch for me.

    +0
  • johnmadden11 January 13, 2012

    I feel that this guy could claim he's the second coming of the messiah. Looks more painful than that cross and crown of thorns Christians keep blabbering about.

    -2
  • rockinron January 13, 2012

    i thought they sew'd bobbits dick back on?

    -4
  • rodgtard January 13, 2012

    Where tripods comment?

    +0
  • fiercepierce January 13, 2012

    Fucking Muslims and their damned beheadings.

    +0
  • nofnof January 13, 2012

    stupid bastard cut it on the wrong side of the tourniquet, hopefully he bled to death

    +0
  • bite-me71 January 13, 2012

    What the fuck is wrong with people,I mean fuck just ask your parents for a hug or something. You just had a twisted childhood did'nt you you little freak.

    +2
  • pastxmas January 13, 2012

    The only natural recourse when it starts getting mistaken for a nigger dick at the local glory hole. "It's the tiniest nigger dick we have ever seen," the girls laughed.

    -1
  • mrbigglesworth January 13, 2012

    From the "Marriage" exhibit in the Smithsonian.

    +0
  • u_mad_bro January 14, 2012

    asians

    +0
  • lordsho January 16, 2012

    Cooky Caucasians...why do you hate your dicks?

    +0
  • freexbird1968 March 4, 2015

    I would let some hottie nail it down...but not cut it off

    +0
  • yumadave March 26, 2015

    This is what happens when you sleep with another man's wife.

    +0
  • freexbird1968 January 16, 2016

    I would let someone cut off 1 testicle....

    +0
  • juq September 1, 2016

    YUP... fantastic... More of this needs to happen to every male...

    +0
 
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