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posted by Adam H. on 1/12/2012

Don't Leave Your Dick On The Table

OK, who nailed his dick to the table and cut it off? If you want to castrate yourself, clean up your mess afterward. It's not that hard. You really don't have a lot to pick up. And do us all a favor and just throw that knife away too.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
crazyasshole
+1
looks like a shitake mushroom
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 1:04 PM

marcodufour
+3
When did they let O.J. out ????
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 1:11 PM

bucknuts
0
I wouldn’t recommend eating nuthin off that cuttin board eather......................fuckin nasty
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 1:27 PM

keymaster
+3
Well he hit the nail on the head
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 1:28 PM

yeya
+1
WHY WHY????
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 1:34 PM

crazyvet
+1
No comment.
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 1:58 PM

sleeko
0
I not eat’n anything prepared on that cutting board.
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 2:19 PM

frankdrebin
-1
must of violated some islamic code
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 2:34 PM

jimintn
0
Had to nail it down to cut it off,you big pussy.
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 4:21 PM

uk-13astard
0
lol and he used a rusty ass knife aswell
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 4:27 PM

drunkard
0
That’s what you get for messing with the board of education... no more fun for you.
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 4:46 PM

lenny9651
+1
they call him mr. stubby
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 4:53 PM

biggertalk
-4
pinkdildo would still use it as her sex toy.
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 5:09 PM

dozer67
0
I guess having a dick is to much trouble for him these days.
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 5:42 PM

downunder69
+2
what happens to petifiles in prison
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 6:24 PM

honkie365
0
numberonefan left his toothpick laying around again.
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 6:38 PM

ohwickedwendi
+1
I didn’t realize that people still had the choice whether to become a unich or not.
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 6:49 PM

soafan
0
once again, its not like he had that much to lose. Dumb Eunuch
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 7:41 PM

lenny9651
0
no wendi, judging by the nail he didn’t get a choice
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 7:55 PM

thederp
0
...and it still manages to cut tomato slices this thin!
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 8:24 PM

killdozer
0
people are wierd. More snatch for me.
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 8:25 PM

johnmadden11
-2
I feel that this guy could claim he’s the second coming of the messiah. Looks more painful than that cross and crown of thorns Christians keep blabbering about.
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 11:20 PM

rockinron
-4
i thought they sew’d bobbits dick back on?
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 11:34 PM

rodgtard
0
Where tripods comment?
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posted on: 01-12-12 @ 11:50 PM

fiercepierce
0
Fucking Muslims and their damned beheadings.
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posted on: 01-13-12 @ 12:10 AM

nofnof
0
stupid bastard cut it on the wrong side of the tourniquet, hopefully he bled to death
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posted on: 01-13-12 @ 2:12 AM

bite-me71
+2
What the fuck is wrong with people,I mean fuck just ask your parents for a hug or something. You just had a twisted childhood did’nt you you little freak.
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posted on: 01-13-12 @ 2:45 AM

pastxmas
-1
The only natural recourse when it starts getting mistaken for a nigger dick at the local glory hole. "It’s the tiniest nigger dick we have ever seen," the girls laughed.
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posted on: 01-13-12 @ 7:44 AM

mrbigglesworth
0
From the "Marriage" exhibit in the Smithsonian.
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posted on: 01-13-12 @ 5:05 PM

u_mad_bro
0
asians
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posted on: 01-14-12 @ 1:26 AM

lordsho
0
Cooky Caucasians...why do you hate your dicks?
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posted on: 01-16-12 @ 11:16 AM

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