OK, who nailed his dick to the table and cut it off? If you want to castrate yourself, clean up your mess afterward. It's not that hard. You really don't have a lot to pick up. And do us all a favor and just throw that knife away too.
looks like a shitake mushroom
When did they let O.J. out ????
I wouldn't recommend eating nuthin off that cuttin board eather......................fuckin nasty
Well he hit the nail on the head
I not eat'n anything prepared on that cutting board.
must of violated some islamic code
Had to nail it down to cut it off,you big pussy.
lol and he used a rusty ass knife aswell
That's what you get for messing with the board of education... no more fun for you.
they call him mr. stubby
pinkdildo would still use it as her sex toy.
I guess having a dick is to much trouble for him these days.
what happens to petifiles in prison
numberonefan left his toothpick laying around again.
I didn't realize that people still had the choice whether to become a unich or not.
once again, its not like he had that much to lose. Dumb Eunuch
no wendi, judging by the nail he didn't get a choice
...and it still manages to cut tomato slices this thin!
people are wierd. More snatch for me.
I feel that this guy could claim he's the second coming of the messiah. Looks more painful than that cross and crown of thorns Christians keep blabbering about.
i thought they sew'd bobbits dick back on?
Where tripods comment?
Fucking Muslims and their damned beheadings.
stupid bastard cut it on the wrong side of the tourniquet, hopefully he bled to death
What the fuck is wrong with people,I mean fuck just ask your parents for a hug or something. You just had a twisted childhood did'nt you you little freak.
The only natural recourse when it starts getting mistaken for a nigger dick at the local glory hole. "It's the tiniest nigger dick we have ever seen," the girls laughed.
From the "Marriage" exhibit in the Smithsonian.
Cooky Caucasians...why do you hate your dicks?
I would let some hottie nail it down...but not cut it off
This is what happens when you sleep with another man's wife.
I would let someone cut off 1 testicle....
YUP... fantastic... More of this needs to happen to every male...