Get Your Personal Massager Today

Have a gander at this genius marketing. Get yourself a personal 7" or 9.5" massager, that will relax all your tension away. As seen in the back of Good Housekeeping Magazine. Apparently her cliterous is located right near her shoulder blade. That's why it's so hard to find.

26 Comments
  • numberonefan January 17, 2012

    Must be for prim Americans because they don't know how to use this stuff.

    -14
  • numberonefan January 17, 2012

    PS: I would order the Deluxe Version with 9.5

    -14
  • vulture January 17, 2012

    ^^^its to remove stress and tention not for turd stabing

    +19
  • frankdrebin January 17, 2012

    ^^^ hahaha - needs the 9.5 to keep that prolapse in place

    +10
  • coonboy January 17, 2012

    I think I found your light saber.

    +3
  • massiveballs January 17, 2012

    Think I’ll wait for the unbreakable rubber flashlight

    +0
  • iluvkitty January 17, 2012

    It also comes with a suction cup, so u can stick it on the wall and massage those hard to reach places on ur back.

    +10
  • crazyvet January 17, 2012

    Is this woman's clitoris on her shoulder blade?

    -3
  • sirfartsalot January 17, 2012

    Is the 9.5 massager black? lmao

    -1
  • sleeko January 17, 2012

    that ad wasn't too uncommon, about 50 yrs ago.

    +4
  • dozer67 January 17, 2012

    ^^^YEP

    +3
  • boppalilbit January 17, 2012

    Im picking up good vibraions sunkists got good vibrations wtf is crazy about this to be on CS? this ad was in filthy dirty mags like better homes and gardens and shit as a therapeutic thing. But hell man we have the trojan twister on tv every 15 minutes in between Erectile dysfunction and hair loss commercials. and recently the newer testosterone bs infomercials almsotmakes me feel sorry for a lot of people as muc as the old ped dude that wants u to sponser a kid that has flies all over their faces but he gets off on it just as much as the ppl who buy this other crazyshit hey the twister comes in handy when I have more then I chick thats it signing off now wwjfua.a.d.a.m. oh say can you see shsszzzzzzzhhzzhhzzhhzhzhzhzzzhhzhzhzzhz

    +0
  • lenny9651 January 17, 2012

    uummm, your doing it wrong

    +3
  • rockinron January 17, 2012

    dont buyb one adam you'll just chip your teeth.

    +1
  • biggertalk January 17, 2012

    weirdos.

    -5
  • boppalilbit January 17, 2012

    Grampa bigger talk is getting his buzzzzzzzzzzz on

    +0
  • ballzdeepnu January 17, 2012

    Pinkdildo might be intrested

    -2
  • thederp January 17, 2012

    yeah, but can it pull your hair, smack your ass, and ask you "who's your daddy"?

    +3
  • ohwickedwendi January 17, 2012

    That all depends, derp--in the deep South, like Alabama and Kentucky, the girls don't want to be reminded who their daddy is.

    +1
  • nh3kid January 17, 2012

    You can still find this at Wal-Mart

    +0
  • pasher71 January 17, 2012

    I got one even better. I'll send it in tonight.

    +0
  • dumbnigger January 18, 2012

    i use it to clean my nose

    +0
  • downunder69 January 18, 2012

    I THREW ONE OF THOSE IN DOWN TOWN SANFRANSISCO AND IT NEVER CAME BACK

    +1
  • ghosthunter January 18, 2012

    Damn, my ol lady has been using it wrong.

    +2
  • d90girl January 19, 2012

    way too skinny !!

    +0
  • daddy_fat_sack January 20, 2012

    I think we found chodo boys sex toy

    +0
 
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