Mommy, Where's Daddy?

That's a very good question, dear. Well, a long time ago, Mommy stopped satisfying Daddy's needs, and spent more time nagging him about shit he doesn't want to be bothered with. After years of this, Daddy found a wonderful place where girls half Mommy's age get naked, rub their boobs on him, and pretend they want to have sex with him. That's where daddy is right now, and also where your lunch money is. In fact, in about 10 years, that's where you're going to be too. Maybe you'll see Daddy then.

  • superhotdom January 19, 2012

    Daddy is in daddy land having fun, get back in the kitchen bitch

  • rockinron January 19, 2012

    truth in advertiseing

  • frankdrebin January 19, 2012

    daddy's hoe-me

  • downunder69 January 19, 2012

    daddy,s snap,n backs and lick,n cracks,.. would you like me to draw you a fuck,n picture

  • crazyvet January 19, 2012

    Don't worry about daddy honey, say hi to Uncle Bubba and go to bed.

  • onetime42 January 19, 2012

    I'm sure daddy is hanging out in the hood with the rest of the brothas.

  • johnmadden11 January 19, 2012

    If those pics were correct, at least half of him is still on the highway road.

  • lenny9651 January 19, 2012

    just look behind you

  • littletalk January 19, 2012

    i can't believe no 1 here asked why the people on the billboard arnt black?

  • biggertalk January 19, 2012

    father's day is the most confusing day in the trailer park.

  • ohwickedwendi January 19, 2012

    Well, you see, Bobby Sue....your daddy tried to pass a tractor going uphill and got nailed by an evil bus coming the opposite way.

  • sactownryder January 19, 2012

    He's at work. Unlike the rest of the nuggers.

  • 7shadesofquit January 19, 2012

    Nuggers? Is that what you get when you cross a nigger with a chicken nugget?

  • matv January 19, 2012

    he's inside pamela

  • yobones January 19, 2012

    after Adam's comment, I'm not sure how any could hope to compare. You nailed it!!! +1 Adam!

  • soafan January 19, 2012

    He went to watch his oldest daughter's "recital" at Spearmin Rhino. Shes a "dancer."

  • crazylegs74 January 19, 2012

    Daddy's sucking off trannies for meth money.

  • southernpride January 19, 2012

    Daddy isnt coming back honey,Mommy is too much of a bitch,and daddy cant handle it any more.

  • sirfartsalot January 20, 2012

    Daddy's getting a few singles and some twenty's for the champagne room!

  • faceies January 20, 2012

    with other mommey

  • pastxmas January 20, 2012

    He's in the titty bar behind you, dummy!

  • nofnof January 20, 2012

    where ur daddy biatch?

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