I Wonder Who's Online Right Now

I don't care who you're texting, what you're tweeting or whatever the fuck you're doing on your phone. There's only one thing that matters right now, and that is hot girl on girl action right next to you. The only thing you should be doing with your phone is taking pictures for CrazyShit.

31 Comments
  • blumplestltskn January 20, 2012

    Probably texting his boyfriend about the lesbians that are making out next to him. Even if he was wearing sweatpants you would still see no boner action at all, much to the dismay of numberonefan.

    -8
  • cruiserman January 20, 2012

    I love this and I love to be third one.....I can feel the tears in my eyes,why am i here?

    +0
  • frankdrebin January 20, 2012

    unlike this shit stabber, i'd be riding the tricycle with those two lovely ladies

    +5
  • stewieisback January 20, 2012

    HES NOT LOOKING BECAUSE ITS HIS SISTER

    +1
  • nunya1980 January 20, 2012

    Guy on the left is still trying to figure out how to get his camera working on his phone.

    +5
  • killkenny January 20, 2012

    Nice suit Adam. You should tuck your shirt in tho.

    +1
  • keymaster January 20, 2012

    TEXT... cnt b sure but i thnk my wifes having an affair

    +3
  • johnmadden11 January 20, 2012

    Tweet first, fap later

    +1
  • sleeko January 20, 2012

    Yep! These ladies are juuust about ready. Bring'm over here.

    +0
  • crazyvet January 20, 2012

    That guy needs some hormone therapy or something.

    +0
  • unlimitdinches January 20, 2012

    chick on the right behind two sluts looks like she wants to join the fun

    +0
  • mccracken January 20, 2012

    Look at this fuckin asshole texting.

    +0
  • lightfighter January 20, 2012

    It's ouch. He would never look at 2 hot chicks fucking. Only his fat ass whore wife and her "girlfriend" get his wee willy winky hard. Ouch is a dicksucking faggot foreign bitch.

    +1
  • rockinron January 20, 2012

    actually he's the smartest guy in the room. he realise's they are lesbians and he aint getting shit so why bother and get all worked up for nothing. either that or its bigtalk texting his bitchboy ouch about that fantastic head he got last night.

    -5
  • chupamiverga January 20, 2012

    @ the description, but what if that was his sister?

    +0
  • yeayeayea January 20, 2012

    Apathy, total social apathy.

    +0
  • sirfartsalot January 20, 2012

    Now THAT IS sexual harassment!

    +0
  • sirfartsalot January 20, 2012

    And something smells like trout!

    +0
  • tat2d_soldier January 20, 2012

    "adam, theres two smokin hot chicks next to me asking for a threesome, so i pull my dick out and they laugh and continue without me.. what does this mean? "

    - sincerely, blumplestltskn

    +2
  • crazyasshole January 20, 2012

    that fag on the left better be uploading the video of this to crazyshit!

    +0
  • lenny9651 January 20, 2012

    if he wasn't sure if he was gay then this picture should prove it to him

    +0
  • biggertalk January 20, 2012

    they aren't that hot yo.

    -4
  • hatemail January 20, 2012

    Biggertalk come on man that shit is hot

    +1
  • willylickaball January 20, 2012

    Twitterpated

    -1
  • downunder69 January 20, 2012

    nice hams .. let me pass you the apple sauce..oh wait ! i just sold my dildo collection on ebay !! yeeeeeeooooowwwww !!!

    +0
  • thederp January 20, 2012

    i really got to get into this whole wedding crasher scene.

    +0
  • immanuelkunt January 20, 2012

    Two mediocre dykes wanna swap spit. You got anything else today, cuz that shit blows.

    +1
  • drunkard January 21, 2012

    Now that's what I call a funeral.

    +0
  • m1009 January 21, 2012

    What have your friends been up to for the past 20 years, go to your class reunion and find out

    +0
  • queen_shagga January 21, 2012

    Looks like Hugh Laurie. And if it IS him, than he can get FAR better bitches than these two, so go ahead and text your hotter friends, Hugh! I'm with you :D

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi January 23, 2012

    oh wow.

    +0
 
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