Til Death Do Us Remain Single

So I see he waited until she died to finally marry her. It's a little unorthodox, but I can see a few benefits. He won't have to listen to her bitch at him and she'll never turn him down for a quickie. Don't be fooled, there's a method to his madness.

36 Comments
  • smudge January 26, 2012

    she smells like shit, roll on some Sexual intercorpse

    +5
  • frankdrebin January 26, 2012

    Congrats on your crazyshit wedding Adam! Consummating the marriage must have been fun

    +0
  • addictedtothc January 26, 2012

    I'd rather have sex with my sister.

    +0
  • atmydismay January 26, 2012

    Ma'am to take this man or what.. Speak up!

    +0
  • sleeko January 26, 2012

    Dude might be on to something, here..

    +0
  • hatemail January 26, 2012

    Thats a dead fuck

    +0
  • sharkbait January 26, 2012

    She'll let you do anything you want,just don't expect recipication.

    +0
  • sharkbait January 26, 2012

    ^reciprocation-dammit

    +0
  • lenny9651 January 26, 2012

    a newlywed and a widower on the same day, now go spend that life insurance money

    +0
  • fluse82 January 26, 2012

    she told him "only over my dead body i marry you!"

    +1
  • crazylegs74 January 26, 2012

    She wont run her mouth but she wont make a sammich either.

    +1
  • asstro January 26, 2012

    How is this legal anywhere ???

    +0
  • the_argus January 26, 2012

    He's taking the ring off, not putting it on. Next stop: Freddie's Pawn.

    +0
  • drummerer January 26, 2012

    You can heat that shit up with a hair dryer. Bottle of lube, she'll never say no. Just make sure you hang up fly strips around the room.

    +1
  • dazzza January 26, 2012

    Snooping around !

    +0
  • biggertalk January 26, 2012

    shit is creepy.

    -1
  • dozer67 January 26, 2012

    Yeah ...no it doesn't work that way, if it did I would be married to Marlyn Monroe

    +1
  • yeayeayea January 26, 2012

    She is just a little stiffer than usual, he does not mind.

    +0
  • drunkard January 26, 2012

    Odd-job lost some weight.

    +1
  • tonkpils420 January 26, 2012

    shes bein pampered more in death then she did when she was alive damn

    +0
  • spinal12 January 26, 2012

    Damn biggertalk got a +1

    -2
  • brownsy67 January 26, 2012

    He has got to be the smartest motherfucker alive.

    +0
  • stevenh915 January 26, 2012

    im waiting for a truck to come through the wall and turn them both into take away !

    +0
  • johnmadden11 January 26, 2012

    That's what happens when you let your kids watch too much Sleeping Beauty.

    +0
  • bucknuts January 26, 2012

    Caligula ain't got shit on this boy.,.,.,.

    -1
  • rockinron January 26, 2012

    i bet she still wont let him fuck her in the ass.

    -2
  • dumbnigger January 27, 2012

    the only time she wont complain about him doing her anally

    +0
  • mochalex January 27, 2012

    Pimp's gotta give a goodbye to his fallen hoe.

    +0
  • bite-me71 January 27, 2012

    She would rather die than marry this limp dick.

    +0
  • daddy_fat_sack January 27, 2012

    Get em while there cold

    +0
  • ratrod January 27, 2012

    Meanwhile in thailand...

    +0
  • pornholio January 27, 2012

    you may now fuck the bride

    +0
  • ghosthunter January 27, 2012

    Well atleast she won't be bitching at him 24/7

    +0
  • liberalssuck January 27, 2012

    Asians....AND?

    +0
  • faceies January 30, 2012

    what healps healps

    +0
  • cr4zy November 19, 2012

    crazy stupid idiot

    +0
 
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