He's all proud that he twisted his dick three full rotations. One more and it might twist off. I say go for the gusto. You can do it. Twist your cock til it rips, since you obviously don't like it anyway.
That's the only way he's able to get screwed.
Chris is delayed by going back home to get his Whatnot. Today is Muppet day and Kermit and Miss Piggy will be joining us later on. Dave does his 'Guess Who' - it's Jay Kay from Jamiroquai. We also attempt some ventriloquism.
What the fuck does he need with rubber gloves when he is using a dirty pair of vise grips?
Good thing he's wearing that surgical glove I'd hate to anything get infected.
I will never again ask to barrow a dude's vise grips ever again.
somebody needs a girlfriend
I did the samething to my mechanic when I got the bill for repairs but unfortunately I didn't have a gloves
Go with the need-nose Vise-Grips next time, perhaps heating them up with the blowtorch flame first.
what the fuck makes a man hate his dick this much?
I just dont get it
i hope it turns blue and falls off you sad bastard !!
Bet he likes kicking old dogs too...
Another dickerdoodle pic ?
What a twisted dick
I wonder what his favorite movie is...
all these dudes mutilating their dicks are white....
Could have cleaned his Vise-Grips first?
Hey NOF stop sending your damm pics you sick bastard
Black people dont know how to use a tool like a vise grip, hence only white people.....bigtalk nigger
It really is whites always doing this to their dicks.
Superior race my ass!!
---my penis is so thankful that i still love it
pull and peel
being in your fuckhole ron thats what
Pretty soon, he's gonna be a twisted sister...
There once was a man named "Deadeye Dick",
Cursed from birth with a corkscrew prick.
Spend his life in a fruitless hunt,
Looking for a girl with a corkscrew cunt.