The Wonderous Powers Of My Jack Off Crystal

When bros with Jack Off Crystals jack it together, the mystical powers of the earth's magnetic and gravitational forces are channeled, charging the crystals with powers beyond your wildest dreams. After just one jack off session, your life will never be the same. Everything you want in this world can be yours if you jack it with your crystal bros.

35 Comments
  • numberonefan February 7, 2012

    Shit, look at the top, it's out of date :-(

    -4
  • 2indastink February 7, 2012

    what a fucking cunt.....shoot him.

    +4
  • frankdrebin February 7, 2012

    see kids, that's how you end up in a precarious gaynal rape situation

    +5
  • smudge February 7, 2012

    makes his Jack off pearl necklaces

    -1
  • ludenlasivius February 7, 2012

    Wonder Fag powers... ACTIVATE!!!

    -2
  • ludenlasivius February 7, 2012

    Wonder Twink powers... ACTIVATE!!!

    -4
  • ludenlasivius February 7, 2012

    ^^^ Sorry, needed to edit. :blush:

    -9
  • ashrrr February 7, 2012

    hahaha faggggg

    +4
  • biggertalk February 7, 2012

    like shooting fish in a barrel.

    -8
  • sirfartsalot February 7, 2012

    More proof only steers and queers come from Texas.

    +3
  • feircepierce February 7, 2012

    my name is fagpierce i am a fag

    -1
  • tonkpils420 February 7, 2012

    its pics like these make me glad theres a huge line of vaginas on side there

    +0
  • hammerdown February 7, 2012

    is this a fleshlight commercial

    +0
  • elitenoob February 7, 2012

    Hmm seems something been left behind from the power rangers...

    +0
  • shadowchaser February 7, 2012

    So we found a solution for the world's energy crisis right? I mean, coal is about to peak soon and oil right after...

    +1
  • lenny9651 February 7, 2012

    you tell yourself what ever you want to convince yourself that jacking off with a "bro" isn't gay

    +2
  • buttplug69 February 7, 2012

    this is some craigslist faget shit

    +1
  • the_argus February 7, 2012

    I bet NOF's crystal is already in the mail.

    +4
  • sharkbait February 7, 2012

    numberonefan's crystal can be seen glowing from space.

    +7
  • tat2d_soldier February 7, 2012

    that crystal is actually a gaydar.. so when theyre jacking together... its like " hey, theres some fucking faggots around"

    +2
  • yeayeayea February 7, 2012

    Yup, that is so gay.

    +0
  • drunkard February 7, 2012

    Houston, we have a homo...

    +7
  • johnmadden11 February 7, 2012

    I bet this guy sells these crystals. Amazing marketing campaign!

    +0
  • lobster February 7, 2012

    chuck norris commercial

    +0
  • ironside February 7, 2012

    what a nigga reading this ad would say? "you said white, you racist fuck!"

    +0
  • rockinron February 7, 2012

    the king of gay denial's crystal glows white because his jerking buddy missed his mouth and blew a load of baby batter on his chest.

    +0
  • nofnof February 7, 2012

    you seen it glow cos ur doin poppers u facken finook

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi February 7, 2012

    They say that everything is bigger in Texas--I guess that includes mental illness.

    +3
  • soafan February 7, 2012

    He must be a scientologist. Dumb fucker believe in aliens and shit like that right?

    +0
  • thederp February 8, 2012

    yeah, i know what kind of crystal you speak of- METH!

    +0
  • dkgarr999 February 8, 2012

    Ah so that's why all those ball players wear those stupid Trion-Z neckbands ... they're faggots.

    +1
  • fiercepierce February 8, 2012

    GAY

    +1
  • biggertalk February 8, 2012

    ^kind of like you.

    -6
  • faceies February 8, 2012

    ^^a homo says kind of like you

    +0
  • useful_idiot February 9, 2012

    Jay... u finally found someone with a matching crystal like yours!

    +1
 
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