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posted by Adam H. on 2/8/2012

He Can Finally Suck His Own Dick

Would you suck your own dick if you could? There are a couple ways to do it. You could stretch a lot and get really flexible, or you could piss off some Mexicans.


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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
urinanus
#1fag u like ?
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posted on: 02-08-12 @ 1:19 PM

zombiefroghord
#1 just got his spank bank replenished...
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posted on: 02-08-12 @ 1:20 PM

frankdrebin
the cartels call this a hot tamale
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posted on: 02-08-12 @ 1:26 PM

massiveballs
40 inches too short
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posted on: 02-08-12 @ 1:26 PM

ludenlasivius
If that’s one of those Cuban cigars I’ve heard so much about... I’ll pass.
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posted on: 02-08-12 @ 1:33 PM

dkgarr999
+ to zombiefrog for the cool avatar!
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posted on: 02-08-12 @ 1:35 PM

downunder69
numberone says .."hell if i do could that i would like see to my balls mouth in and never house leave"
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posted on: 02-08-12 @ 1:42 PM

crazyvet
Copycat fuckers. We perfected this in VietNam over 40 years ago.
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posted on: 02-08-12 @ 2:05 PM

lenny9651
it would have been crueler to leave him alive
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posted on: 02-08-12 @ 2:25 PM

Jay D.
Worst part about it is the guy that lost rock paper scissors to cut off his junk.
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posted on: 02-08-12 @ 2:25 PM

biggertalk
what’s it taste like abdul?
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posted on: 02-08-12 @ 2:42 PM

yeayeayea
^^abdul’s last words were: "tastes like numberonefag’s ass"
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posted on: 02-08-12 @ 2:55 PM

iluvkitty
@Jay, ur comment better NOT be top ten mothafucka.
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posted on: 02-08-12 @ 4:26 PM

drtydv1004
Jay, NOF volunteered to do it
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posted on: 02-08-12 @ 4:33 PM

drunkard
Have a cock and a smile.
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posted on: 02-08-12 @ 5:26 PM

cthulu
I hope this guy was a child rapist or republican
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posted on: 02-08-12 @ 6:04 PM

tonkpils420
atleast he could say he sucked his dick before he died
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posted on: 02-08-12 @ 6:05 PM

pizzapie
How lucky he can suck his own cock
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posted on: 02-08-12 @ 6:05 PM

nh3kid
He REALLY Pissed some body off
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posted on: 02-08-12 @ 6:34 PM

thederp
no more rape for you.
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posted on: 02-08-12 @ 7:09 PM

onetime42
You are what you eat, dickhead.
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posted on: 02-08-12 @ 8:13 PM

rockinron
well he did say he allways want to die getting a blowjob.
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posted on: 02-08-12 @ 9:10 PM

fiercepierce
Damn biggertalk, now you want to know what his cock taste like, numberonefan’s cock ain’t enough for your gayness?
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posted on: 02-08-12 @ 10:56 PM

rodeye2
I can proudly say I’ve never touched another man’s dick but the guy that did this can’t.
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posted on: 02-09-12 @ 12:11 AM

boppalilbit
Looks like he said "suck my dick" to the wrong people
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posted on: 02-09-12 @ 4:11 AM

quiveringpulp
He should shove it up his ass next time
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posted on: 02-09-12 @ 6:31 AM

stevenh915
he’s going to be so embarrased when he wakes up
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posted on: 02-09-12 @ 1:18 PM

ohwickedwendi
It all started out innocently enough...
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posted on: 02-09-12 @ 7:33 PM

ghosthunter
Snitch.
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posted on: 02-09-12 @ 8:46 PM

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