He Can Finally Suck His Own Dick

Would you suck your own dick if you could? There are a couple ways to do it. You could stretch a lot and get really flexible, or you could piss off some Mexicans.

29 Comments
  • urinanus February 8, 2012

    #1fag u like ?

    +9
  • zombiefroghord February 8, 2012

    #1 just got his spank bank replenished...

    +4
  • frankdrebin February 8, 2012

    the cartels call this a hot tamale

    +5
  • massiveballs February 8, 2012

    40 inches too short

    +1
  • ludenlasivius February 8, 2012

    If that's one of those Cuban cigars I've heard so much about... I'll pass.

    +1
  • dkgarr999 February 8, 2012

    + to zombiefrog for the cool avatar!

    +2
  • downunder69 February 8, 2012

    numberone says .."hell if i do could that i would like see to my balls mouth in and never house leave"

    +6
  • crazyvet February 8, 2012

    Copycat fuckers. We perfected this in VietNam over 40 years ago.

    +8
  • lenny9651 February 8, 2012

    it would have been crueler to leave him alive

    +2
  • Jay D. February 8, 2012

    Worst part about it is the guy that lost rock paper scissors to cut off his junk.

    +7
  • biggertalk February 8, 2012

    what's it taste like abdul?

    -4
  • yeayeayea February 8, 2012

    ^^abdul's last words were: "tastes like numberonefag's ass"

    +8
  • iluvkitty February 8, 2012

    @Jay, ur comment better NOT be top ten mothafucka.

    +5
  • drtydv1004 February 8, 2012

    Jay, NOF volunteered to do it

    +2
  • drunkard February 8, 2012

    Have a cock and a smile.

    +1
  • cthulu February 8, 2012

    I hope this guy was a child rapist or republican

    -1
  • tonkpils420 February 8, 2012

    atleast he could say he sucked his dick before he died

    +1
  • pizzapie February 8, 2012

    How lucky he can suck his own cock

    -1
  • nh3kid February 8, 2012

    He REALLY Pissed some body off

    +0
  • thederp February 8, 2012

    no more rape for you.

    +0
  • onetime42 February 8, 2012

    You are what you eat, dickhead.

    +1
  • rockinron February 8, 2012

    well he did say he allways want to die getting a blowjob.

    -3
  • fiercepierce February 8, 2012

    Damn biggertalk, now you want to know what his cock taste like, numberonefan's cock ain't enough for your gayness?

    +2
  • rodeye2 February 9, 2012

    I can proudly say I've never touched another man's dick but the guy that did this can't.

    +0
  • boppalilbit February 9, 2012

    Looks like he said "suck my dick" to the wrong people

    +0
  • quiveringpulp February 9, 2012

    He should shove it up his ass next time

    +1
  • stevenh915 February 9, 2012

    he's going to be so embarrased when he wakes up

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi February 9, 2012

    It all started out innocently enough...

    +0
  • ghosthunter February 9, 2012

    Snitch.

    +0
 
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