I'll Have A Beer And A Blowjob

Well, I know where I'll be drinking tonight after work. They got the best happy hour special in town. I can kick back, sip on my Guinness, and shoot a giant load in a Thai whore's mouth. I hope they have chicken wings too.

28 Comments
  • godbluff February 9, 2012

    @theloonman...funny.

    +0
  • urinanus February 9, 2012

    im in

    +1
  • stevenh915 February 9, 2012

    id hate to be standing next to her if she burped. .

    +1
  • burp February 9, 2012

    What you know is that they have a 90 year old mamasan tranny giving out them blow jobs.

    +3
  • atmydismay February 9, 2012

    No deal..I rather pay for the blowjob and get the free beer..its the american way

    +3
  • burp February 9, 2012

    ***What you DON'T know***

    +0
  • frankdrebin February 9, 2012

    only if her mouth is new, shrink wrapped and sealed in the box - i don't want a used asian bird flu mouth

    +1
  • asstro February 9, 2012

    Blow Job= Bailey's and Kahlua topped with whipped cream. Get your mind out of the gutter...

    +2
  • lenny9651 February 9, 2012

    i love the philipines

    +2
  • rockinron February 9, 2012

    just remember its called bangcock tiland not bang cunt

    -1
  • sirfartsalot February 9, 2012

    I'll pass she's an ugly little fucker.

    -1
  • hatemail February 9, 2012

    Sold

    +0
  • vomitcrotch February 9, 2012

    This has "Hostel" written all over it. sitting there getting dome chugging your free beer(unknowingly laced with roofies) and then bam you're getting served to American tourists as the soup of the day.

    +0
  • biggertalk February 9, 2012

    love me long time bitch.

    -7
  • killkenny February 9, 2012

    He'll even give you a reach around. What would you do THEN frankdrebin....what would you do???

    +1
  • drunkard February 9, 2012

    The customers just keep cumming and going...

    +1
  • drtyrell February 9, 2012

    Might I get that AFTER my first drink?

    +0
  • boppalilbit February 9, 2012

    I havent heard the term blowjob in like 15 years dont all the chicks call it head nowadays?

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi February 9, 2012

    nope^

    +0
  • ghosthunter February 9, 2012

    LOL ASTRO That was a good one.

    +0
  • tonkpils420 February 9, 2012

    astro they are a asian massage place its obvious happy ending with drink

    +0
  • spinal12 February 9, 2012

    Natural born pecker sucker.

    +0
  • honkie365 February 9, 2012

    Numberonefag holds the same sign outside his local bar.

    +1
  • southernpride February 10, 2012

    Dont mind if i do.

    +0
  • uk-13astard February 10, 2012

    cracker bait im in

    +0
  • rodeye2 February 10, 2012

    I'll cum back twice.

    +0
  • quiveringpulp February 10, 2012

    $5 IS ALL MY MOM ALLOWS ME TO SPEND

    +0
  • shiznitshabam February 10, 2012

    @ sirfartsalot - who cares what she looks like... The worst blowjob I ever got was GREAT!!!!!!

    +3
 
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