Must Be This Tall To Ride

Given the right circumstances, I'd fuck a midget, but I can't think of anything that would make me fuck a troll. I'm not even sure how one can achieve an erection, knowing it's about to be inserted into this travesty.

37 Comments
  • lenny9651 February 15, 2012

    look out dude!! there's a troll on your lap

    +8
  • two-hats February 15, 2012

    Just get the puncture fixed blow her back up, then I'll see if I'd hit it.

    +0
  • zombiefroghord February 15, 2012

    oh my god i just came blood

    +2
  • coonboy February 15, 2012

    Who's guarding the bridge????

    +7
  • frankdrebin February 15, 2012

    "I wish I got my GED"

    -1
  • assclown February 15, 2012

    I found a leprechaun, where's my fucking pot of gold?

    +3
  • boobles February 15, 2012

    Well, no wonder he hasn't got a boner....

    +2
  • tgarner February 15, 2012

    I once said I wanted to fuck a midget, I now retract that statement!

    +3
  • sleeko February 15, 2012

    Is that Yoda, taking it up the ass?

    +0
  • uk-13astard February 15, 2012

    hahahahahahahaha pause to breath hahahahahahahahahahahahaha nigga bait

    +5
  • jeepphil February 15, 2012

    hay white boy let the nigger have that thing

    +4
  • cthulu February 15, 2012

    Home boy shouldn't be bragging about his 'porn career"

    +2
  • dozer67 February 15, 2012

    looks like he lost a porn bet with his porn buddies

    +0
  • sheepfucker February 15, 2012

    Nice tan bro!

    +1
  • keymaster February 15, 2012

    DO NOT DISTURB...MAKING OOMPA LOOMPAS

    +4
  • drunkard February 15, 2012

    This is ten times worse than waking up with marker all over your face.

    +0
  • picklehiesner February 15, 2012

    DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE !!!!!!!!!!!

    +0
  • thederp February 15, 2012

    she might be the dwarf but he's the mental midget for fucking her.

    +0
  • biggertalk February 15, 2012

    of course a white boy is hitting that

    -7
  • rockinron February 15, 2012

    must be the casting couch for willy wonkas next movie.

    -1
  • onetime42 February 15, 2012

    We all know that any black guy would be proud to wear that thing on the end of his cock like a piece of jewelry.

    +5
  • spaulding February 15, 2012

    I saw that same shit on "Earnest Scared Straight" when I was a kid.

    +2
  • burp February 15, 2012

    I think she killed that poor sum bitch.

    +1
  • hatemail February 15, 2012

    You got to be drunk and high.and out of your mind to fuck that creature bitch oh its looking at me

    +0
  • faceies February 15, 2012

    just a little advice

    +0
  • nh3kid February 15, 2012

    What the fuck! is that a rejected Umpalumpa?!?

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi February 15, 2012

    Stuck it in her ass, he did.

    +0
  • mccracker February 15, 2012

    Yo BOY, your bitch is back! He/it looks damn hungry too.

    +1
  • biggertalk February 15, 2012

    ^your gf is fuckin disgusting

    -3
  • bite-me71 February 16, 2012

    And you must be this retarded to fuck that.

    +0
  • boppalilbit February 16, 2012

    they both look like their having a great time her face shows it all! lol

    +0
  • dooncoon February 16, 2012

    Biggertalk what are you waiting for? I thought you're people liked that kind of shit.

    +2
  • biggertalk February 16, 2012

    ^so do your people apparently

    -2
  • soafan February 16, 2012

    throw it back! how is that fuckin thing even able to stand let alone fuck, her cankles should have collapsed by now from carrying her fat ass around.

    +0
  • ghosthunter February 16, 2012

    Give that poor bastard a viagra and a blindfold.

    +0
  • u-235 February 17, 2012

    Must of gotten laid off from the Keebler factory.

    +0
  • boomdig February 26, 2012

    MOM!!

    +1
 
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