Was your Valentine's Day this awesome? Probably not. It was probably more like you went to the store to get a card and some flowers, and seen a bunch of other dudes doing the same shit. You kind of look at each other and nod, knowing that this day sucks. Then you give the stuff to your girl and she acts happy but really isn't because she thinks you should have spoiled her with some amazingly lavish and romantic gift that you see on those shitty love movies she watches. Meanwhile, it's not like she got you anything special. But you suck it up because that's what this bullshit holiday is all about. Unless you're licking asses like these girls. That's what we really need. An ass licking holiday.