Almost Everything You Need

That's what's up! Liquor and guns go together like peanut butter and jelly. Throw in a cheeseburger and a hooker, and you're fucking golden. You haven't lived until you've chased a delicious burger bite with a swig of whiskey, while getting sucked off and shooting a semi-automatic rifle in the air as you drop a load in a whore's mouth.

22 Comments
  • coonboy February 21, 2012

    If they only sold pussys, but I here they never wear out. It bleeds and doesn't die, and it oils itself, guess its true.

    +0
  • urapnes1701d February 21, 2012

    Missing boobs. And Coon is right, pussy too.

    +0
  • tgarner February 21, 2012

    Redneck Heaven! YeeHaaaw!

    +3
  • frankdrebin February 21, 2012

    guess which part of the country is surviving the apocalypse

    +7
  • rockinron February 21, 2012

    only in the south.

    -2
  • soafan February 21, 2012

    I'll take a crossbow, a colt, and gimme some jack danials too. Put it on biggertalks lonely tab.

    +1
  • yeayeayea February 21, 2012

    Do they serve pancackes too?

    +0
  • lenny9651 February 21, 2012

    a drive thru gun shop, i guess they don't feel the 5 day cool down period is neccesary

    +3
  • rodgtard February 21, 2012

    soafan, they dont serve niggers.

    +1
  • biggertalk February 21, 2012

    everything i need to bust some caps in some ignorant rednecks!

    -1
  • kingkongdong February 21, 2012

    ....while smoking a cigarette

    +0
  • drunkard February 21, 2012

    Who needs walmart when you have this place?

    +0
  • crazyvet February 21, 2012

    Now that they have archery items, they need to change their name to "Triple Shot"

    +0
  • southernpride February 21, 2012

    Redneck heaven! And Biggertalk you would shoot yourself ,remember DONT FUCK WITH REDNECKS,Bitch !

    +1
  • lameristotel February 21, 2012

    Wow Adam i now understand what life is all about! Have fun!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi February 21, 2012

    Honey....I got a new place we should go.

    +0
  • thederp February 21, 2012

    liquor and guns- the cause and solution to all life's problems.

    +0
  • biggertalk February 21, 2012

    southernpride been there done that, pussy.

    -1
  • southernpride February 21, 2012

    Shot yourself,go figure ! Just proves some people shouldnt poses a firearm,too bad it missed your head ! Boy!

    +0
  • spaulding February 21, 2012

    Everything you need to rape a bitch, and say it was consensual, because you were both drunk.

    +0
  • rodeye2 February 22, 2012

    Because we can,choke on that England and Canada.

    +0
  • biggertalk February 22, 2012

    lol you're such an idiot, learn to comprehend shit dumbass.

    -1
 
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