Jumper Went Splat

It's quite lovely how a human body will explode on impact from a nice, high suicide jump. I wonder if he was an Under Armour body suit, would it contain guts spillage? If any of you decide to jump, do me a favor and put this theory to test.

29 Comments
  • sirfartsalot February 21, 2012

    I can only imagine what the smell must be like coming through that air conditioner.

    +1
  • urapnes1701d February 21, 2012

    He's still got a chance.

    +0
  • tgarner February 21, 2012

    What the hell did he jump from, a 747??? Damn!

    +2
  • frankdrebin February 21, 2012

    in all fairness, the sign did say Watch Your Step

    +0
  • onetime42 February 21, 2012

    How much shit did this idiot hit on the way down?

    +4
  • yeayeayea February 21, 2012

    That is some fuckin mess.

    +0
  • yomammasass February 21, 2012

    There's not enough blood. This cat was killed and bled out somewhere else. Then the body was dumped here.

    Otherwise, it's a pretty good mess. Pizza, anyone?

    -1
  • gasguy February 21, 2012

    thats the way to do it,,,head first

    +0
  • soafan February 21, 2012

    closed casket for you.

    +0
  • rockinron February 21, 2012

    don't get much deader then that.

    -3
  • lenny9651 February 21, 2012

    he put his arms out to break his fall, like that was going to help

    +0
  • ghosthunter February 21, 2012

    Well Shit splatters..

    +0
  • the_argus February 21, 2012

    Kamikaze from the hundredth floor, swan dive to the street. He couldn`t handle this madhouse no more. He craved that sweeter meat.

    -Ted Nugent

    +0
  • shit4brains February 21, 2012

    The drawbacks of deceleration trauma

    +0
  • rodgtard February 21, 2012

    @ the_argus swan dive to the street

    +0
  • biggertalk February 21, 2012

    he got back up a minute later don't worry about it.

    -1
  • crazyvet February 21, 2012

    Now this guy is a winner. If you're going to jump, do it right. Why end up half dead?

    +1
  • drunkard February 21, 2012

    Once you start, you can't stop.

    +0
  • nofnof February 21, 2012

    how many times is this guy gonna jump?..RP

    seiously though what fucked him up was that little ledge, you can see he hit there first.

    +0
  • dustman February 21, 2012

    well after all the videos i've seen of jumpers failing - i'm glad one actually pulled it off. bravo, son, on a job well done.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi February 21, 2012

    Well....he did succeed at something.

    +0
  • thederp February 21, 2012

    oh-oh spaghetti 0's

    +0
  • patrick401 February 21, 2012

    he was a 17 year old from chicago he fell from his death 46 feet it was on cnn fucked up the police but this shit on here

    +0
  • rodeye2 February 22, 2012

    did he quit or was he fired ?

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth February 22, 2012

    Well done, sir.

    +0
  • 7shadesofquit February 22, 2012

    Parkour - you're doin it wrong.

    +0
  • slippy February 22, 2012

    Re-post

    +0
  • honkie365 February 22, 2012

    Is he died?

    +0
  • drtydv1004 February 24, 2012

    how far did he drop????

    +0
 
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