Fucking your hand is a lot more fun when you have a vagina on it. Or a wound resembling works just as good. And you don't even need lube. Just poke it with your dick and the blood will help you slide right in.
It's even shaved! But I've hit my hand waaaaayyyyy too many times already.....need something new.
Where is the butthole gonna go?
he's going to have to give himself "lefties" for the next few months
Rosie Palm is on the rag.
dont forget the cock sock, you never know where that hand pussy's been!!
damn ,I hate when that happens
Finally got his hands on some gash.
What he do shoot himself with a bow and arrow?
is that you, Jesus?
I wonder if that "hurt so good"
"hey doc,could you just put in a marriage stitch ?"