Girls just wanna have fun. And sometimes fun is getting finger fucked by a statue or getting down on her knees and blowing it. Maybe they're like us guys, and just want something that won't talk back. But that's what duct tape is for.
I like her.
They like the way they do it rite thur right thur
I'd probably be stiff too if they we on me like that!
I imagine that in a perfect world 2indastink would be molded into a statue like one of these once he passes. Of course having a dead animal hanging from his cock would be optional.
If it feels good, do it.
Who would ever think you could pick up chicks by covering yourself in spray paint and standing in the park?
Snoopy is a pimp
I'm hard as fuck, cos I hang with the stiffs.
what about me? i'm stiff as a statue.
Hmmmmm....I can't say the thought ever occurred to me to perform lewd acts with a statue, or any other inanimate objects.
SNOOPY NOOOO!!!! you'll never get that stink off your finger
just proves women will actually fuck anything, anywhere, anytime!! and they say we are the horny ones!
That's just stone cold.
Gotta love drunk chicks!
@Wendi, can you explain those dildos then? :)
Reminds me of grandpa and my little sister
The only difference is the Asian is actually getting off on it.