I hate to break it to you, but when you pissed your wife off last night, she let a pack of starving dogs in the house to eat you after she drugged you. Most of your leg is now kibbles-n-bits. The good news is, you have 8 new dogs. Congrats!
it's ok he's got another one
on the plus side your flip flops will last twice as long...
that is a big ass ham.
thats gonna make a nice roast
looks like it would sting a little.
^^^pride my thoughts about the ham^^
More ridiculous then a one-legged man in a brewery makin hops
kill that thing.
Looks like someone took a hammer to that sausage.
I guess if you wear a burka you don't need to shave or wear clean underwear.
beef shawarma anyone?
his nickname was speedy now they call him Pogo
rock a buy baby ......... woops whats te number for 911