Meet the world's smallest man. It's not easy being less than two feet tall, but he makes due. While all his village buddies are making sweet love to goats, he has to settle for chickens. But at least he doesn't have to share them.
his name is Matt Trip.
Future midget porn star.
I'd hang out with this guy any day of the week over bigtalk!
I'd love to throw that little cunt into next week.
yea, standing on a stool makes you look bigger
he hang like a nigger to
and people say that god doesn't have a sense of humor.
#1 - Wide angle lens was used to make him look smaller (look at the people sitting next to him on the last picture) and #2- why are they measuring him with fucking sticks?? they can't afford rulers there???
kick him around like a football.
i bet his dick drags the ground.
K now there is a one die hard gnome player.. bet the little fucker is a rogue / u never c him coming and he will crawl up in that ugly troll from a few days ago just to show u al he can
the worlds shortest suicide bomber
its a fucking walking head
He should compete in Tough Mudder.
The chickens would kick his ass in a fight.
Thanks for sending your pics in 2inda
The human incarnation of a festering butt boil.
He'd make an awesome mini-ninja, he'd stab your knee before you even saw him!
Pros: he always gets the kiddie menu prices at restaurants
Cons: tickets for not being in a approved child's car seat and Cedar point is completely out of the question
i wish i was that short, So i could sneak into peoples luggage and ride planes for free...what?, flights are expensive theses days.
It must suck when it rains.
david met goliath......ny met
I want to stuff him in my backpack and take him everywhere with me.
It'ud be so fun to kick him around like a football
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