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posted by Adam H. on 3/1/2012

Thank You For Your Heroic Service

You did a hell of a job in battle today, Private. We couldn't have taken out those Taliban bastards without your sharp wits and courageous acts. The Colonel has sent a special reward fitting of a great American hero like yourself.
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onetime42
+2
Holy mackrowl! I’s gots an African Ham sents all da way here ta me from da states, yo!
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 12:56 PM

gasguy
+2
Yo Jackson ya gunna share?
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 12:59 PM

frankdrebin
+2
"Aww c’mon son - why they be beheadin innocent watermelons!?!"
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 12:59 PM

atmydismay
0
Kenan thompson?
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 1:02 PM

mccracken
+1
a black grenade.
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 1:03 PM

smudge
0
love it when we send the troops christmas gifts
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 1:05 PM

rodgtard
+2
Leroy has no clue that its loaded with poison. All he knows is he wants it all to himself.
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 1:10 PM

rockinron
+5
good to see the goverment is saving money by still paying the black soldiers in watermelon. he appears to be very happy with his pay this week!
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 1:14 PM

mccracker
0
I say that its fake, must be Photoshopped, knee-gros don’t join the army, that’ too much like work.
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 1:23 PM

smudge
+2
the black soldiers grow these in Afghanistan, they call them sandmelons
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 1:29 PM

sirfartsalot
+2
You would thing there was a golden ticket inside it from the look on his face.
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 1:38 PM

dozer67
+4
To eazy....
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 2:28 PM

vulture
+2
yes is water melon inside...what wass you expecting a turkey
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 2:31 PM

lenny9651
+6
looking into the inside of a watermelon is like looking into heaven for them
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 2:32 PM

crazyasshole
+7
bigger talk is gonna be so jealous!
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 2:51 PM

boppalilbit
-1
a photo is worth a million watermelon seeds
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 3:04 PM

uk-13astard
+1
omg thats one of the funny things i ever seen i just nearly died lol’ing
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 3:44 PM

crazyvet
+2
The Army had to start putting freeze dried soul fodd in some MREs to get the blacks to enlist.
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 3:57 PM

thederp
+2
i’m just as shocked as he is. a black man holding a half eaten watermelon??? finish it off, boy!
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 4:18 PM

tonkpils420
+1
SWEET BABY JESUS IT IS A WATERMELON WITH NO IED!!!
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 5:13 PM

biggertalk
-8
the least you ungrateful bitches could do to the guy.
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 5:39 PM

nativenatas
+3
Give him some grape drink Damn it! N bring him his fried chicken!!
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 5:50 PM

nh3kid
+2
He is an American Hero but god damit that shit is funny right there I dont care who you are!
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 6:59 PM

ohwickedwendi
+1
The only thing missing, is fried chicken and grape drank in the background.
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 7:39 PM

vomitcrotch
-1
Watermelon vagina!! Sweet
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 8:20 PM

anomalous
+1
Jazzmo be a happy muhfucka....
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 8:44 PM

badgrim
+2
anyone else see a pussy in that watermelon or is it just me?
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 9:01 PM

johnmadden11
+2
He did all he could to save Watermelon, but Al Quada got to him first
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 9:41 PM

kane
+2
Lawdy, Massa. Is that there a black pearl?
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 11:00 PM

mobliz
+1
was it really THAT more expensive just to send him some KFC???
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 11:05 PM

rodeye2
+1
So thats why they have big lips.
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posted on: 03-01-12 @ 11:59 PM

honkie365
+1
@Onetime African ham...now THAT’S funny.
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posted on: 03-02-12 @ 12:23 AM

nofnof
0
ROFLMAO...that’s funny...but props to black service men and women, they’re serving for all us mafakas
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posted on: 03-02-12 @ 1:48 AM

ihavenosoul
+1
his war is over he found what he was after.
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posted on: 03-02-12 @ 8:39 AM

critterbug
0
No Shit!! Mama does love me. Thanks mom!
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posted on: 03-02-12 @ 2:18 PM

faceies
0
black friday
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posted on: 03-03-12 @ 8:52 AM

faceies
0
moolie monday
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posted on: 03-04-12 @ 1:52 AM

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