You did a hell of a job in battle today, Private. We couldn't have taken out those Taliban bastards without your sharp wits and courageous acts. The Colonel has sent a special reward fitting of a great American hero like yourself.
Holy mackrowl! I's gots an African Ham sents all da way here ta me from da states, yo!
Yo Jackson ya gunna share?
"Aww c'mon son - why they be beheadin innocent watermelons!?!"
a black grenade.
love it when we send the troops christmas gifts
Leroy has no clue that its loaded with poison. All he knows is he wants it all to himself.
good to see the goverment is saving money by still paying the black soldiers in watermelon. he appears to be very happy with his pay this week!
I say that its fake, must be Photoshopped, knee-gros don't join the army, that' too much like work.
the black soldiers grow these in Afghanistan, they call them sandmelons
You would thing there was a golden ticket inside it from the look on his face.
yes is water melon inside...what wass you expecting a turkey
looking into the inside of a watermelon is like looking into heaven for them
bigger talk is gonna be so jealous!
a photo is worth a million watermelon seeds
omg thats one of the funny things i ever seen i just nearly died lol'ing
The Army had to start putting freeze dried soul fodd in some MREs to get the blacks to enlist.
i'm just as shocked as he is. a black man holding a half eaten watermelon??? finish it off, boy!
SWEET BABY JESUS IT IS A WATERMELON WITH NO IED!!!
the least you ungrateful bitches could do to the guy.
Give him some grape drink Damn it! N bring him his fried chicken!!
He is an American Hero but god damit that shit is funny right there I dont care who you are!
The only thing missing, is fried chicken and grape drank in the background.
Watermelon vagina!! Sweet
Jazzmo be a happy muhfucka....
anyone else see a pussy in that watermelon or is it just me?
He did all he could to save Watermelon, but Al Quada got to him first
Lawdy, Massa. Is that there a black pearl?
was it really THAT more expensive just to send him some KFC???
So thats why they have big lips.
African ham...now THAT'S funny.
ROFLMAO...that's funny...but props to black service men and women, they're serving for all us mafakas
his war is over he found what he was after.
No Shit!! Mama does love me. Thanks mom!
Don't gets no better than dat.