Thank You For Your Heroic Service

You did a hell of a job in battle today, Private. We couldn't have taken out those Taliban bastards without your sharp wits and courageous acts. The Colonel has sent a special reward fitting of a great American hero like yourself.

38 Comments
  • onetime42 March 1, 2012

    Holy mackrowl! I's gots an African Ham sents all da way here ta me from da states, yo!

    +4
  • gasguy March 1, 2012

    Yo Jackson ya gunna share?

    +2
  • frankdrebin March 1, 2012

    "Aww c'mon son - why they be beheadin innocent watermelons!?!"

    +4
  • atmydismay March 1, 2012

    Kenan thompson?

    +0
  • mccracken March 1, 2012

    a black grenade.

    +1
  • smudge March 1, 2012

    love it when we send the troops christmas gifts

    +0
  • rodgtard March 1, 2012

    Leroy has no clue that its loaded with poison. All he knows is he wants it all to himself.

    +2
  • rockinron March 1, 2012

    good to see the goverment is saving money by still paying the black soldiers in watermelon. he appears to be very happy with his pay this week!

    +6
  • mccracker March 1, 2012

    I say that its fake, must be Photoshopped, knee-gros don't join the army, that' too much like work.

    +0
  • smudge March 1, 2012

    the black soldiers grow these in Afghanistan, they call them sandmelons

    +2
  • sirfartsalot March 1, 2012

    You would thing there was a golden ticket inside it from the look on his face.

    +2
  • dozer67 March 1, 2012

    To eazy....

    +4
  • vulture March 1, 2012

    yes is water melon inside...what wass you expecting a turkey

    +2
  • lenny9651 March 1, 2012

    looking into the inside of a watermelon is like looking into heaven for them

    +6
  • crazyasshole March 1, 2012

    bigger talk is gonna be so jealous!

    +7
  • boppalilbit March 1, 2012

    a photo is worth a million watermelon seeds

    -1
  • uk-13astard March 1, 2012

    omg thats one of the funny things i ever seen i just nearly died lol'ing

    +1
  • crazyvet March 1, 2012

    The Army had to start putting freeze dried soul fodd in some MREs to get the blacks to enlist.

    +2
  • thederp March 1, 2012

    i'm just as shocked as he is. a black man holding a half eaten watermelon??? finish it off, boy!

    +2
  • tonkpils420 March 1, 2012

    SWEET BABY JESUS IT IS A WATERMELON WITH NO IED!!!

    +1
  • biggertalk March 1, 2012

    the least you ungrateful bitches could do to the guy.

    -8
  • nativenatas March 1, 2012

    Give him some grape drink Damn it! N bring him his fried chicken!!

    +3
  • nh3kid March 1, 2012

    He is an American Hero but god damit that shit is funny right there I dont care who you are!

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi March 1, 2012

    The only thing missing, is fried chicken and grape drank in the background.

    +1
  • vomitcrotch March 1, 2012

    Watermelon vagina!! Sweet

    -1
  • anomalous March 1, 2012

    Jazzmo be a happy muhfucka....

    +1
  • badgrim March 1, 2012

    anyone else see a pussy in that watermelon or is it just me?

    +2
  • johnmadden11 March 1, 2012

    He did all he could to save Watermelon, but Al Quada got to him first

    +2
  • kane March 2, 2012

    Lawdy, Massa. Is that there a black pearl?

    +2
  • mobliz March 2, 2012

    was it really THAT more expensive just to send him some KFC???

    +1
  • rodeye2 March 2, 2012

    So thats why they have big lips.

    +1
  • honkie365 March 2, 2012

    @Onetime

    African ham...now THAT'S funny.

    +1
  • nofnof March 2, 2012

    ROFLMAO...that's funny...but props to black service men and women, they're serving for all us mafakas

    +0
  • ihavenosoul March 2, 2012

    his war is over he found what he was after.

    +1
  • critterbug March 2, 2012

    No Shit!! Mama does love me. Thanks mom!

    +0
  • faceies March 3, 2012

    black friday

    +0
  • faceies March 4, 2012

    moolie monday

    +0
  • junkhunter July 9, 2014

    Don't gets no better than dat.

    +0
 
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