Fuck This Guitar

This guitar is way out of tune. Every time I pluck the D string, it sounds like shit. I don't know who's been playing it, but they really fucked it. And why is it sticky?

33 Comments
  • frankdrebin March 5, 2012

    cause you ain't fuckin girls dickpick

    +1
  • smudge March 5, 2012

    not what was expected when he said he needed to do a slash

    +1
  • onetime42 March 5, 2012

    Looks like he's doing his best to form a D chord. He's cummin' up flat though.

    +1
  • stevenh915 March 5, 2012

    this guy broke a g string fingering a minor !

    +1
  • siko666 March 5, 2012

    He likes to play with himself.

    +1
  • zahnfee March 5, 2012

    Gaytar-Hero

    +4
  • kane March 5, 2012

    He shoulda stuck with playing it like a flute.

    +1
  • lenny9651 March 5, 2012

    now play it like a slide guitar till you saw it off

    +2
  • rockinron March 5, 2012

    i bet he can play dueling banjo's like a pro....fucking retard

    -1
  • imjacknov March 5, 2012

    With a dick that small, girls needn't "fret" about him raping them.

    +2
  • lightfighter March 5, 2012

    Looks like Geppetto had the last laugh pinocchio, you wooden little bastard.

    +0
  • picklehiesner March 5, 2012

    what chord is that ?

    +0
  • crazyvet March 5, 2012

    Just cut it off and be done with it.

    +1
  • pullmyfinger March 5, 2012

    now lets see if you can play the drums.asshat

    +0
  • drunkard March 5, 2012

    Joe Cocker?

    +1
  • fiichubarbiie March 5, 2012

    i hope this slices and dices him!!!

    +1
  • biggertalk March 5, 2012

    white boys and their strange fetishes.

    -4
  • luchtbrigade March 5, 2012

    @biggertalk why that avatar picture?

    if you really were confident about your package you wouldnt need a picture like this.

    this is just showing this sausage is probably 6 times as big as yours.

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi March 5, 2012

    That's one guitar I won't ever play.

    +1
  • urinanus March 5, 2012

    worest dong ive ever herd

    +3
  • nh3kid March 5, 2012

    Rocking out with your cock out just got a little litteral

    +0
  • thederp March 5, 2012

    now he'l never get that tune out of his head

    -1
  • potrostation March 5, 2012

    This guitar plays for DICK!

    +1
  • gaybigtalkers March 6, 2012

    THAT LOOKS LIKE BIGGER TALK FOOD

    +0
  • daddy_fat_sack March 6, 2012

    Any requests?

    +1
  • honkie365 March 6, 2012

    Numberonefag plays that guitar with his mouth.

    +0
  • nativenatas March 6, 2012

    Now I know why the the banjo is known as the inbred of guitars!

    +0
  • mccracker March 6, 2012

    I hope those strings cut his dick like a hard boiled egg slicer.

    +0
  • tonkpils420 March 6, 2012

    obvious this isnt a rockstar or it be a underage teen

    +0
  • mrfluffdaddy March 7, 2012

    thats no way to play with your banjo

    +0
  • ghosthunter March 7, 2012

    Looks like the village people have a new guitar player in there band.

    +0
  • badgrim March 7, 2012

    when i said "Fuck that guitar get a new one" this ain't what i meant.

    +0
  • pigy March 15, 2012

    stringy dick

    +0
 
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