He Gives The Best Foot Jobs

I know it's fun to play Die Hard, and pretend that you're John McClain, running barefoot on broken glass, but that shit will fuck your tootsies up. Especially when it's mercury filled light bulbs. Yippy ki yay, mother fucker!

21 Comments
  • frankdrebin March 7, 2012

    Save your excuses footpussy - you fucked up

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  • zahnfee March 7, 2012

    Krokodil is a hell of a drug

    +1
  • unlimitdinches March 7, 2012

    Those little piggies are not coming home

    +2
  • sirfartsalot March 7, 2012

    I prefer breast meat.

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  • smudge March 7, 2012

    next time attach the high wire to another building and not the ground

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  • badgrim March 7, 2012

    his roommate is a zombie...that has a foot fetish

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  • lenny9651 March 7, 2012

    worst case of athletes foot ever

    +1
  • sleeko March 7, 2012

    That Tony Robbins, walking on hot coals shit is bullshit. I don't feel abit empowered.

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  • rockinron March 7, 2012

    i doudt tanactin is gonna do shit for that foot.

    -1
  • slipdry March 7, 2012

    yeah you gotta be careful with these energy efficient light bulbs. some of them have mercury in them and if you drop it while changing it and step on in then this can happen.

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  • bucknuts March 7, 2012

    Looks like a baby shark used it for a chew toy.,.,.,.,.OUCH!

    -1
  • frankdrebin March 7, 2012

    stop pussyfooting around

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  • vulture March 7, 2012

    thats what hapens when you play footsie with a whore

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  • biggertalk March 7, 2012

    shit happens dawg.

    -1
  • thederp March 7, 2012

    this is why we never rent bowling shoes from the bowling alley.

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  • nh3kid March 7, 2012

    This all started by this dude saying " Hey ya'll watch this"!

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  • ohwickedwendi March 7, 2012

    Either gangrene or brown recluse spider bite.

    -2
  • potrostation March 7, 2012

    It's sandals with socks for you buddy. Ha ha

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  • kane March 7, 2012

    Zahnfee pegged it. Looks like the side effects of that Russian skin eating drug Krokodil.

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  • tonkpils420 March 9, 2012

    i know it like back of my foot wtf is this!!!

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  • pigy March 15, 2012

    jesus fucking christ.!!! cut that off to fuck doc.!

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