Doing Some Spring Cleaning

Spray it all you want, brutha, but Soul Glo doesn't come out of couches. Believe me, I've tried. You've got to get the plastic covering for it. It's loud and feels weird, but it's so easy to clean after you're done fucking your dirty hookers on it.

36 Comments
  • drunkard March 9, 2012

    He'll try anything to get rid of those cockroaches.

    +8 -2
  • slippy March 9, 2012

    Proof they aren't all hung like horses.

    +17 -3
  • smudge March 9, 2012

    ^if he wants to get rid of roaches he needs to get sterilised

    +11 -4
  • julzzinurmom March 9, 2012

    Ill feel A lot better now

    +1 -5
  • tgarner March 9, 2012

    Definition of Worthless: A black man with a small penis that can't play basketball!

    +8 -4
  • thundermug March 9, 2012

    Damn. Deion Sanders really is nuts.

    +3 -0
  • siko666 March 9, 2012

    Small weiner for a brotha'

    +4 -5
    • frank n. stein August 16, 2017

      Size isn't everything.

      There IS such a thing as too big.

      +0 -0
  • crazyvet March 9, 2012

    What a fag.

    +7 -2
    • frank n. stein August 16, 2017

      @crazyvet Why do you talk to yourself in the mirror?

      +0 -0
  • lenny9651 March 9, 2012

    scotch gaurding a couch gets them horny? only black people

    +6 -3
  • crazyasshole March 9, 2012

    they see me sprayin ,they hatin trying to catch me black and homo!

    +7 -2
  • badgrim March 9, 2012

    found a new use for PAM...Luring Fat bitches to back to the couch.

    +4 -4
  • thederp March 9, 2012

    be FREBEZEy, muh nigguh!

    +2 -0
  • biggertalk March 9, 2012

    nice sofa homie.

    +4 -5
  • downunder69 March 9, 2012

    ^^^ auto spell correction ... ..... Nice homo sofie

    +6 -3
  • nh3kid March 9, 2012

    WTF?

    +3 -0
  • kimboslice March 9, 2012

    slippy thats because your mom slurped the rest of it down her slutty throat

    +3 -2
  • rockinron March 9, 2012

    wow if ya give a monkey shoe's and a couch they start imatating a maid?

    +2 -5
  • spinal12 March 9, 2012

    gorilla's are damn nasty

    +2 -3
    • frank n. stein August 16, 2017

      @spinal12 It's a SOFA, not a gorilla, you racist shit stain!

      +0 -0
  • kane March 9, 2012

    He already knows no one will take that sofa till he sprays it down with Raid.

    +2 -0
  • potrostation March 9, 2012

    He's going to rape the hell out of that couch.

    +1 -2
  • honkie365 March 10, 2012

    Numberonefan slid in on his knees when he saw this photo.

    +2 -0
  • bite-me71 March 10, 2012

    You forgot to hang yourself from the nearest tree.

    +1 -2
  • dopesmoker March 10, 2012

    There's no way in hell that'll ever get the Stank out!

    +3 -0
  • mrbigglesworth March 10, 2012

    I imagine in the right context this picture makes total sense.

    +1 -0
  • ghosthunter March 10, 2012

    Black people go figure.

    +1 -2
  • stargal March 11, 2012

    Umm why is his dick small?

    +0 -1
    • frank n. stein August 16, 2017

      His dick isn't small, your ass is huge.

      +0 -0
  • roachity March 15, 2012

    Hey! It's like a dick, but smaller!

    +0 -1
  • wontonsoupswag June 21, 2013

    Goddamn negro

    +1 -1
  • frank n. stein August 16, 2017

    H O T !!

    +0 -0
 
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