This Should Quench Your Thirst

Hey, you look like you could use a pick me up. How about a nice, hot cup of elephant cock? I've got a fresh one here, and you're welcome to it. Some elephant dick in the morning always gets me fired up.

  • onetime42 March 14, 2012

    The best part of waking up is biggertalk in your cup.

  • lenny9651 March 14, 2012

    dumbo fucked a strange elephant without a condom, now his dick feels like it's on fire

  • crazyvet March 14, 2012

    Who knew elephants give sperm samples?

  • darkwestern March 14, 2012

    I'll never drink coffee the same way again...

  • badgrim March 14, 2012

    The best part of waking elephant dick in your cup

  • tat2d_soldier March 14, 2012

    and gayest comment of the year goes to: onetime42

  • urapnes1701d March 14, 2012

    This is why I put my own creamer in. I dont know where the fucking waitress is getting it from..

  • vulture March 14, 2012

    i'm suddenly not thirsty and jealous

  • rockinron March 14, 2012

    hmmm has he had a vasectamy? if so then thats gonna be decaf.

  • dozer67 March 14, 2012

    One question, why is the homo taking the picture playing with this horse's dick? How is that cool or funny?

  • frankdrebin March 14, 2012

    Adam, today this, tomorrow elephanal party, right?

  • atmydismay March 14, 2012

    Now everytime I see a coffee mug I will visualize the girth of a elephant cock..thanks alot.

  • fiercepierce March 14, 2012

    numberonefan's wet dream.

  • fiercepierce March 14, 2012

    biggertalk's wet dream.

  • biggertalk March 14, 2012

    lol the shit these hillbillies drink.

  • nh3kid March 14, 2012

    Bummer of a birth mark buddy

  • potrostation March 14, 2012

    Vet said : fill this with a sample.

  • ohwickedwendi March 15, 2012

    I would sooner drink a hot cup of shut the fuck up.

  • soafan March 15, 2012

    This cant be an elephant penis, its got fur on its legs. Pretty sure its a horse Penis. Still not my cup of I mean Joe.

  • killkenny March 15, 2012

    Good to the last drop.

  • ghosthunter March 15, 2012

    I wonder if the fucktard who came up this stunt is one of the peanut gallery member.

  • assclown March 16, 2012


    How do you think those little single servers are filled? You never know what is happening during the food production. Even getting your cream straight from the cow is no good. Some asshole might have injected his aids juice into the cow's ass or taken a giant dump into its feed.

  • insane_person April 22, 2013

    just so everyone knows....thats a horse.

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