My peehole hurts just looking at this shit. When does putting a tampon in your pisshole seem like a good idea? He should yank it out really fast now and see how that feels.
you take it out before you fuck her Dumbass
stretch it all you want your not going to turn it into a pussy you fag
now light it
Try explaining that to your doctor, if it gets stuck.
super absorbent...when if he pee's it's all over
When he cums it must look like a runny nose.
I don't get it.. I don't want to get it..
WHY THE FUCK HAVENT I THOUGHT OF THIS?????!!!
you gotta hate the manstrual cycle!
i'de like to cover that in super glue then watch him go for a piss
Plus one to lenny!
Light the string and blow his fucking balls off.
I know fags are effeminate, but this is taking it too far.
Export his dumb ass to Iran.
always the white boys being freaky with their tiny cocks.
You mean increasing his gay-dometer.
next lets try it with a firecracker for the fun of it.
Shit! Doc swabed my pee holewith a Q-tip for an std and it hurt like hell. What ever drug this dude is on stay the hell off it.
This is taking "metrosexual" to fucking far!
The new and improved Manpon.
She said "I can't fuck I'm on the rag".
I hope he gets toxic shock syndrome and his dick falls off.
I MUST try this as soon as my pee hole can be stretched wide enough.