So why are they trying to save this guy? He obviously doesn't give a shit about his own well-being if he let himself get so fucking obese that they need a mechanical device to hold his fat rolls.
He was depressed Adam. He was a single guy that hated the world and every human in it and would go out to sporting events to drink beer with the guys, ummm, I mean a guy. He would stay active by training in mixed martial arts. But his secret life of loving cock got to him and sitting behind a computer 7 days a week put it's toll on the body. So there ya have it.
1st time that roll has seen light in decades.
p.s. He would even sneak food out of stadiums, one of the first warning signs.
hey, arent you richard simmons?
Need a gantry Crane for that shit.
it's like a deflated skin baloon
i wonder how long its been since he seen his dick?
Thats just the dickeydo syndrom. His stomach sticks out farther that his dickey do.
Hanging it out to dry, too bad it will stink like a dirty asshole in less than 3 hours!
That's one hell of an expensive coat hanger.
Redbull wing suit champ
After liposuction, Melocream went out of business.
just a little off of the muffin top
is that an operating room or a slaughter house
I want to know what the hell the contraption over his head is.
Sir..we found your nuts you were storing for the winter....
The only thing to say to this is DAMMMMMMMNNNNN
I think i saw this dude in "super size me".
It looks like a robot playing with bread dough.
That darn Benny is always hanging around somewhere.
If you did not tell me it was human I would have thought the Japanese whalers were butchering a whale.
They poped him!
Oh, so that's how they make taffy.
Get the chainsaw out.