Hooking Up With A Fatty

So why are they trying to save this guy? He obviously doesn't give a shit about his own well-being if he let himself get so fucking obese that they need a mechanical device to hold his fat rolls.

25 Comments
  • iluvkitty March 16, 2012

    He was depressed Adam. He was a single guy that hated the world and every human in it and would go out to sporting events to drink beer with the guys, ummm, I mean a guy. He would stay active by training in mixed martial arts. But his secret life of loving cock got to him and sitting behind a computer 7 days a week put it's toll on the body. So there ya have it.

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  • buttdarts March 16, 2012

    1st time that roll has seen light in decades.

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  • iluvkitty March 16, 2012

    p.s. He would even sneak food out of stadiums, one of the first warning signs.

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  • tat2d_soldier March 16, 2012

    hey, arent you richard simmons?

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  • urapnes1701d March 16, 2012

    Need a gantry Crane for that shit.

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  • frankdrebin March 16, 2012

    it's like a deflated skin baloon

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  • rockinron March 16, 2012

    i wonder how long its been since he seen his dick?

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  • crazyvet March 16, 2012

    Thats just the dickeydo syndrom. His stomach sticks out farther that his dickey do.

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  • mccracken March 16, 2012

    Hanging it out to dry, too bad it will stink like a dirty asshole in less than 3 hours!

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  • drunkard March 16, 2012

    That's one hell of an expensive coat hanger.

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  • smudge March 16, 2012

    Redbull wing suit champ

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  • kane March 16, 2012

    After liposuction, Melocream went out of business.

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  • dreadscott March 16, 2012

    just a little off of the muffin top

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  • lenny9651 March 16, 2012

    is that an operating room or a slaughter house

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  • siko666 March 16, 2012

    I want to know what the hell the contraption over his head is.

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  • pullmyfinger March 16, 2012

    pass

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  • atmydismay March 16, 2012

    Sir..we found your nuts you were storing for the winter....

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  • soafan March 16, 2012

    The only thing to say to this is DAMMMMMMMNNNNN

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  • biggertalk March 16, 2012

    I think i saw this dude in "super size me".

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  • badgrim March 16, 2012

    It looks like a robot playing with bread dough.

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  • ohwickedwendi March 16, 2012

    That darn Benny is always hanging around somewhere.

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  • bite-me71 March 17, 2012

    If you did not tell me it was human I would have thought the Japanese whalers were butchering a whale.

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  • potrostation March 17, 2012

    They poped him!

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  • mrbigglesworth March 17, 2012

    Oh, so that's how they make taffy.

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  • ghosthunter March 18, 2012

    Get the chainsaw out.

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