You don't want to get between a fat guy and a donut, or a woman and a sale. Those crazy broads will run your ass over, drive into the mall, down some escalators. Just to save a few bucks. That's dedication.
to bad the sale ended yesterday.
100% chance a woman was behind the wheel.
Our prices have crashed into the basement.
I hate the stairs too, but damn!
Damn women drivers! Is that offensive? Damn Asian drivers!
WTF Is this Blues Brothers III?
I'm sure Women's drivings getting worse, It's escalating.
The sign read "Escalator Broke" so she took the quickest way
Somebody needs a field sobriety test.
when the sign said parking on the second floor they meant in the parking garage
First car in get 20% off
what do you expect from women drivers, on the real lol.
better hope that sale was on paint jobs and wheel assemblys!!
Worst valet parking, ever.
Day at the mall shopping,$100 Dinner at your favorite resturaunt $55 Running down the fucker who knocked up your teenage daughter when you spotted him on the escalator? PRICELESS
and guess what, the parking zone was at the basement, gotta love women
by the looks of this i say Asian, Women, Old.....Case closed Monty
Okay, I've baha'd through fields, driven on walkways (it looked like a frontage road to me), and run over my ex boyfriend's foot (okay, the last one doesn't count...I purposely did that), but I have enough sense to avoid buildings and oncoming traffic. Just sayin...
My wife tends to park like this also.... Doesnt seem to be her car though. Hope she has good insurance