I Want An Abortion Too

Having a fetus vacuumed out of your uterus might not seem like the coolest thing, until you get a big, delicious, heart-shaped cookie. That's when you realize letting that jerk off dump his cum all up inside your meat pocket wasn't such a bad idea after all. Can I get a bite?

29 Comments
  • addictedtothc March 22, 2012

    Made with the fetus for half the calories and less guilt.

    +0
  • jaton March 22, 2012

    I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other night.

    It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger.

    +6
  • urapnes1701d March 22, 2012

    Abortion: it really brings out the kid in you.

    +5
  • frankdrebin March 22, 2012

    well, seeing as you brought a cake and all, it's cool

    +0
  • dreadscott March 22, 2012

    Can you imagine the look on the face of the person who got the instructions to make this.

    +2
  • crazyasshole March 22, 2012

    now can we stick to anal?

    +10
  • rockinron March 22, 2012

    wow 2 more abortions and she gets a free membership in the cookie of the month club!

    -5
  • lenny9651 March 22, 2012

    since your not pregnant anymore go get drunk and celebrate,maybe you'll meet a nice guy to fuck and start the cycle over again

    +0
  • vulture March 22, 2012

    you would think she would try and look sorry

    +0
  • kane March 22, 2012

    Hey Rockinron, She got her free membership three abortions ago.

    +0
  • thestrangler March 22, 2012

    Abortion is murder. Screw this cunt.

    -4
  • kane March 22, 2012

    Not always. Sometimes abortion is crime prevention.

    +2
  • thestrangler March 22, 2012

    ^It's still murder, you liberal cocksucker.

    -7
  • kane March 22, 2012

    ^^ Cry me a river. Or, better yet, strangle yourself.

    +4
  • ghosthunter March 22, 2012

    Next time just fuck her in the ASS.

    +4
  • hatemail March 22, 2012

    Bitch you did me a favor yeee hewww

    +0
  • biggertalk March 22, 2012

    stupid skank lol.

    -4
  • drunkard March 22, 2012

    Lucky for her it was the Cookie Monster that knocked her up, not Oscar the Grouch.

    +1
  • badgrim March 22, 2012

    Happy Birthda.....never mind.

    +0
  • arathron March 22, 2012

    joke's on she, he made her sister pregnant too. moral of the story, always backup gentlemen

    +0
  • potrostation March 22, 2012

    Shit a whole cake. Usualy an egg Mc muffen and a coffie with a "some day babey we'll have kids." is I give.

    +0
  • stevenh915 March 22, 2012

    good use of kitchen skills ! good recovery now sammich me up !

    +0
  • handsomedevil March 22, 2012

    $350 for an abortion and about $12.50 for the cake while a pack of condoms will run'ya about $3.75 FFS!

    4

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi March 22, 2012

    Do they have PMS cakes?

    +0
  • honkie365 March 23, 2012

    Vacuum abortions suck.

    +0
  • rodeye2 March 23, 2012

    If I was that fucking ugly I'd get one too.

    +0
  • quiveringpulp March 23, 2012

    ILL GIVE HER ANOTHER REASON TO HAVE AN ABORTION

    +0
  • mccracker March 23, 2012

    Can I impregnate her? I'll be happy to buy her another cake.

    +0
  • witchey_woman March 26, 2012

    I'm surprised no one else has noticed it! It doesn't actually say "abortion" it says "aborlion"!!! LOL I guess you can't use spellcheck on a cookie! hahahahaha

    +1
 
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