Swimming With The Whales

He's drowning and suffocating at the same time. Who the fuck put a whale in that pool anyway? Where the hell is the lifeguard? He doesn't have much time left. David Hasselhoff, we need you!

33 Comments
  • luchtbrigade March 27, 2012

    thats no sandwich, thats a whole subway

    -2
  • shitheadbcfc March 27, 2012

    New movie! Free Billy

    +4
  • buttdarts March 27, 2012

    Be careful of the blow hole.

    +1
  • kane March 27, 2012

    The real reason Lighfighter hates big girls.

    -1
  • assclown March 27, 2012

    All you dumb shits will bash the beluga in this picture, but she sends her tits to user boobs and all of a sudden you bow down and bury your head between her morbidly obese cheeks so you can french kiss her asshole. Just pretend this is user boobs, praise that flesh! If you don't you're a faggot.

    -5
  • dreadscott March 27, 2012

    I get it! He is trying to motorboat! Not going very far though.

    +0
  • addictedtothc March 27, 2012

    Jesus wants you to eat the p-nuts outta my shit.

    +0
  • frankdrebin March 27, 2012

    whaling is illegal for a reason

    +1
  • ghosthunter March 27, 2012

    Poor bastard never saw the light of day again.

    +0
  • tgarner March 27, 2012

    I believe he found an air pocket!

    +0
  • crazyasshole March 27, 2012

    redneck jacuzzi ! a can of beans and 2 fat bitches!

    +0
  • hatemail March 27, 2012

    Its a boy

    +0
  • lenny9651 March 27, 2012

    are those humpbacks?

    -3
  • rockinron March 27, 2012

    @lenny: i doudt they could hump back, maybe jiggle back or bounce back. no way they are hump backs.

    -9
  • rockinron March 27, 2012

    assclown maybe an assclown but he is dead right!!

    -10
  • potrostation March 27, 2012

    Youre inflate-a-date is about to burst.

    +1
  • m1009 March 27, 2012

    New pool flotation device offered at Wal-Mart

    +0
  • tat2d_soldier March 27, 2012

    what you see here, is the actual iceberg that sunk the titanic

    +0
  • kimboslice March 27, 2012

    garry does that tickle your mom's ass when you do that?

    -3
  • kimboslice March 27, 2012

    and garry tell your sister i said nice "tat" it goes with the "fat"

    -3
  • garrylt1 March 27, 2012

    hey big talk you little cunt ! why don't you go eat the left overs in your moms snatch! she should have at least enough flavours of cum up in their for ya!

    -3
  • kimboslice March 27, 2012

    ^^^your come backs are weak garry...and its not flavours its flavors asshat

    -2
  • ohwickedwendi March 27, 2012

    Dude--I hate to tell you, but that's not her mouth.

    -1
  • keymaster March 27, 2012

    if you blow that up any more its going to pop

    +0
  • biggertalk March 27, 2012

    those are some big women.

    -5
  • vulture March 27, 2012

    drowned or suffucate your choice bro

    +0
  • nh3kid March 27, 2012

    I would love to see how this reads out in his obituary

    +0
  • sharkkiller1 March 27, 2012

    if she queffs or farts it will probalby blow his head clean off

    +0
  • fiercepierce March 27, 2012

    The other woman is there to pull him out at the last second. They don't want there sex slave to die, they're hard to come by.

    -1
  • handsomedevil March 28, 2012

    you gotta be careful who you play marco polo with... it's a dangerous world, boy.

    +1
  • badgrim March 28, 2012

    you know your overweight when you need help with foreplay.

    +0
  • anotherj85 March 29, 2012

    Is this what happens to Seaworld Trainers when they die, from a whale attack?

    +0
  • harly9 March 20, 2015

    NO! Just NO!

    +0
 
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