How's My Ass Look?

This is why I try to avoid public shitters at all costs. If I have to use one, I layer the seat with toilet paper and try to hover if possible. I don't need any flesh eating bacteria on my shit box. No sir.

36 Comments
  • luchtbrigade March 27, 2012

    when i was little i allways picked the crusts off my wounds, just imagine what fun her kids will have!!

    +2
  • dreadscott March 27, 2012

    Those leather chaps cover up everything butt your ass!

    +0
  • kane March 27, 2012

    That's the result of years of Butt darts.

    +3
  • assclown March 27, 2012

    Anyone having soup for lunch? Dam all you need is a cheese grater and you've got a hell of a seasoning. I guess this is what you get when you go down a water slide naked.

    +1
  • shadowarrior March 27, 2012

    Her ass looks somewhat like the japanese flag

    +1
  • frankdrebin March 27, 2012

    looks like she could have afforded to let that skid take off some more fat

    +1
  • ghosthunter March 27, 2012

    Bad case of Road rash.

    +1
  • tgarner March 27, 2012

    Well doesn't that just chap your ass!

    +1
  • pizzapie March 27, 2012

    Never sit in lava

    -1
  • crazyasshole March 27, 2012

    rump roast

    +1
  • hatemail March 27, 2012

    Only in detroit

    +0
  • cooleo1989 March 27, 2012

    mmmm dat ass

    +0
  • lenny9651 March 27, 2012

    and thats why bikers wear leather, the dumbasses wear shorts and a tshirt

    -2
  • rockinron March 27, 2012

    thats an ASStounding wound!!

    -6
  • potrostation March 27, 2012

    Wipe... much?

    +0
  • m1009 March 27, 2012

    Man, carpet burn is a bitch

    +0
  • kimboslice March 27, 2012

    Garry's ass after his boyfriend is done with it

    -2
  • drummerer March 27, 2012

    This is why you don't launch fireworks out of your ass!

    +1
  • garrylt1 March 27, 2012

    u got aids big talk! that's your sores in full intermission on ur nappy ass! :)

    -4
  • kimboslice March 27, 2012

    ^^^weak bro

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi March 27, 2012

    How many times have I told you not to let NOF fuck you in the ass?

    +1
  • biggertalk March 27, 2012

    dat ass.

    -3
  • vulture March 27, 2012

    i bet that was a bitch to go for a shit when that was red raw

    +0
  • sleeko March 27, 2012

    That's what you get when you wear assless chaps, to a gay bar.

    +1
  • urinanus March 27, 2012

    urine on that anus in a hurry

    +0
  • sharkkiller1 March 27, 2012

    thats what you get for going bare back with a black 5 dollar man whore in keywest

    -1
  • morbuis669 March 27, 2012

    That's what happens to your ass when pass out drunk at NOF's house.

    +0
  • fiercepierce March 27, 2012

    If I were you I would seriously think about changing TP brands.

    +0
  • handsomedevil March 28, 2012

    never light your farts after eating taco bell.

    -1
  • honkie365 March 28, 2012

    Numberonefag's ass after a rough weekend.

    -1
  • yomammasass March 28, 2012

    Never try to take a shit on a hot griddle.

    +0
  • shadowarrior March 28, 2012

    She ate too much mexican food

    +0
  • badgrim March 28, 2012

    this is why you don't wear assless chaps when riding a motorcycle.

    +0
  • d90girl March 29, 2012

    Don't sit on yer rattlesnake either !!

    +0
  • pj_swagg916 March 29, 2012

    Its not rape if you like it

    +0
  • soafan March 31, 2012

    My mother always said shes blister my ass...Guess his really meant it.

    -1
 
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