This is why I try to avoid public shitters at all costs. If I have to use one, I layer the seat with toilet paper and try to hover if possible. I don't need any flesh eating bacteria on my shit box. No sir.
when i was little i allways picked the crusts off my wounds, just imagine what fun her kids will have!!
Those leather chaps cover up everything butt your ass!
That's the result of years of Butt darts.
Anyone having soup for lunch? Dam all you need is a cheese grater and you've got a hell of a seasoning. I guess this is what you get when you go down a water slide naked.
Her ass looks somewhat like the japanese flag
looks like she could have afforded to let that skid take off some more fat
Bad case of Road rash.
Well doesn't that just chap your ass!
Never sit in lava
Only in detroit
mmmm dat ass
and thats why bikers wear leather, the dumbasses wear shorts and a tshirt
thats an ASStounding wound!!
Man, carpet burn is a bitch
Garry's ass after his boyfriend is done with it
This is why you don't launch fireworks out of your ass!
u got aids big talk! that's your sores in full intermission on ur nappy ass! :)
How many times have I told you not to let NOF fuck you in the ass?
i bet that was a bitch to go for a shit when that was red raw
That's what you get when you wear assless chaps, to a gay bar.
urine on that anus in a hurry
thats what you get for going bare back with a black 5 dollar man whore in keywest
That's what happens to your ass when pass out drunk at NOF's house.
If I were you I would seriously think about changing TP brands.
never light your farts after eating taco bell.
Numberonefag's ass after a rough weekend.
Never try to take a shit on a hot griddle.
She ate too much mexican food
this is why you don't wear assless chaps when riding a motorcycle.
Don't sit on yer rattlesnake either !!
Its not rape if you like it
My mother always said shes blister my ass...Guess his really meant it.