The One-Eyed Monster Is Lurking

I suggest you don't venture round these parts. There's an evil one-eyed monster that roams the lands and is extremely territorial. Few have encountered the beast and lived to tell about it. He spits venomous goo at all who cross his path. Beware!

30 Comments
  • urapnes1701d March 29, 2012

    The real all seeing eye of sauron.

    -2
  • vulture March 29, 2012

    looks like a job for St. George

    +1
  • luchtbrigade March 29, 2012

    thats no fucking eye candy

    -2
  • willdou March 29, 2012

    Small dick Have to be creative

    Like that he may get some pussy!

    Good luck! !

    -2
  • dreadscott March 29, 2012

    The one eyed cyclops is at it again

    +0
  • tgarner March 29, 2012

    I hope the horns retract or good luck trying to get it out of whatever you stick it in!

    +0
  • tat2d_soldier March 29, 2012

    you should probably get that looked at

    +0
  • hatemail March 29, 2012

    Quick step on it

    -2
  • rockinron March 29, 2012

    ugly little devil is'nt it!

    -5
  • urinanus March 29, 2012

    looks a little cock-eyed to me

    +2
  • crazyasshole March 29, 2012

    cut its head off!!

    -1
  • keymaster March 29, 2012

    trouser snake

    +0
  • dozer67 March 29, 2012

    weird but cool, gay but hardcore ,creative but creappy.

    +1
  • biggertalk March 29, 2012

    bored mofos.

    -4
  • nativenatas March 29, 2012

    Fags

    +1
  • garrylt1 March 29, 2012

    that's a homos costume for the gay community halloween party!

    +0
  • crazyvet March 29, 2012

    His boyfriend must be very proud.

    +2
  • potrostation March 29, 2012

    Hail, one eyed Satan!

    +0
  • handsomedevil March 29, 2012

    i think i read about this in the last david icke book i read.

    +0
  • number1dnvrfan March 29, 2012

    Devil horns, cat eye and snakes tongue. Creepy.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi March 29, 2012

    That's so sad--his balls hang lower than his dick.

    +1
  • bruins72 March 29, 2012

    Probably infected because he isn't circumcised.

    +0
  • spinal12 March 29, 2012

    666 number of the dick

    +0
  • d90girl March 29, 2012

    It's original.....lol

    +1
  • badgrim March 29, 2012

    This picture is what every gay woman thinks

    "Men and there evil penises"

    +0
  • pj_swagg916 March 29, 2012

    Sauron's father

    +1
  • fiercepierce March 30, 2012

    My Remington 12ga shotgun will kill it.

    +1
  • rodeye2 March 30, 2012

    Really...a marble, try doing that with a bowling ball.

    +0
  • eralov March 30, 2012

    Fucking fag photoshop users need to get laid by a woman with a pussy!

    +0
  • siko666 March 31, 2012

    This is numberonefans mind during a nightmare........

    +0
 
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