Check Out My Tan

Winter is pretty much over, and that means it's time to sport a sweet tan. This dude just laid out in the sun for about 10 hours and has a sweet tan. What's a dude to do when you have a sweet tan? You get on your webcam and show people that sweet tan. Maybe you should hide your ass dildo before taking some picture for the interwebs.

23 Comments
  • in_ur_skin March 31, 2012

    that's how fags work out, they get pumped.

    +2
  • frankdrebin March 31, 2012

    "that's not mine, that's my asshole's"

    +5
  • atmydismay March 31, 2012

    Oh that ole thing...its just a paper weight I swear!

    +2
  • rockinron March 31, 2012

    "thats not my dildo! its a sucker."

    -2
  • lenny9651 March 31, 2012

    he'll blame it on his imaginary "girlfriend"

    +0
  • crazyasshole March 31, 2012

    he probably uses that on all the women to hide his own tiny dick!

    +1
  • numberonefan March 31, 2012

    I have the same one in black.

    +0
  • yomammasass March 31, 2012

    At first I thought this was rockinron doing his nightly fag snag, then I realized the dildo was way too small.

    +1
  • potrostation March 31, 2012

    It's a stap on. He's realy small.

    +0
  • etdaddy March 31, 2012

    gotta love that tan applicator he's got

    +0
  • drunkard March 31, 2012

    He uses that to keep his lips from getting sunburned.

    +0
  • biggertalk March 31, 2012

    lol faggot azz.

    -1
  • pj_swagg916 March 31, 2012

    With or without that dildo, the duckface says it all

    +2
  • handsomedevil March 31, 2012

    well look what washed up on the jersey shore.

    +0
  • onetime42 March 31, 2012

    His bad case of gyno (sagging nipples) is almost as bad as seeing that dildo on the background. Go and get that shit fixed!

    +0
  • sharkkiller1 March 31, 2012

    well we know whos the catcher on jersey shore

    +0
  • hatemail March 31, 2012

    Numberone fan you are so fake

    +0
  • yournamehere March 31, 2012

    that looks like the kid from the world of warcraft freakout vid look what he does with the remote

    youtube/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

    -1
  • rodeye2 April 1, 2012

    He goes ass to mouth...on himself.

    +1
  • ghosthunter April 1, 2012

    No1 Fan.. He's all yours so knock yourself out .

    +1
  • nofnof April 2, 2012

    ya, nice tan ya fuckin' finook!

    +0
  • nofnof April 2, 2012

    he's actually sitting on one twice as big, greedy ass biatch!

    +0
  • faceies April 2, 2012

    duck face and dildo

    +0
 
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