Toe Nailed

It's your first day on the job as a roofer. They hand you the nail gun and say to “be safe.” What the fuck does that mean, be safe? Fuck that shit, you're middle name is safe. Next then you know you are jamming to your tunes when you feel a little bite on your foot. Yup, you just nailed your foot to the roof. Congrats on the pee test you are about to take.

21 Comments
  • chupamiverga April 7, 2012

    FUCK YOU

    -5
  • lenny9651 April 7, 2012

    "ok, who took the safety off my nail gun? very funny guys"

    +4
  • jaton April 7, 2012

    Son: daddy I cant stop walking around in circles. Dad: shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.

    +2
  • kane April 7, 2012

    A less expensive replacement to ankle bracelets.

    +3
  • crazyvet April 7, 2012

    Nailed him.

    +0
  • potrostation April 7, 2012

    Pussy went to the doctor! That's what a claw hammer is for.

    +1
  • luchtbrigade April 7, 2012

    he kept his foot down and failed.

    +0
  • hatemail April 7, 2012

    Pussy

    +0
  • rockinron April 7, 2012

    if he was trying to fuck up his toe, he nailed it!!

    +0
  • badgrim April 7, 2012

    hahaha hang nail...get it?

    +1
  • biggertalk April 7, 2012

    it was a lil kid that did this shit to himself, found it at the souce.

    -5
  • rotech11 April 7, 2012

    little bastard shoulda stuck to explosives when you fuck up it will most likely save the world from more retard spawn

    +1
  • faceies April 7, 2012

    Hammer toe

    +1
  • handsomedevil April 7, 2012

    the foot of jesus? *crosses himself*

    -4
  • jman1 April 7, 2012

    This old foot.

    +2
  • fiercepierce April 8, 2012

    Stupid French man, the fungus is under the toe nail, not nailed under the toe. Those fucking French!

    -1
  • clunt April 8, 2012

    I guess he was listining to the Captain and toenail

    +1
  • crazyasshole April 8, 2012

    JESUS?

    +0
  • toxicheart6666 April 9, 2012

    Ow

    +0
  • ghosthunter April 10, 2012

    Well Jesus Did it better.

    -1
  • harly9 March 20, 2015

    Stepped on a spent giant sparkler when i was a kid. Went almost through my foot. My aunt pulled it out with a pliers. Man up sissies!

    +1
 
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