It's your first day on the job as a roofer. They hand you the nail gun and say to “be safe.” What the fuck does that mean, be safe? Fuck that shit, you're middle name is safe. Next then you know you are jamming to your tunes when you feel a little bite on your foot. Yup, you just nailed your foot to the roof. Congrats on the pee test you are about to take.