Everybody, please give a big round of applause to this guy for volunteering to help us out with today's anatomy lesson. Go ahead and rub his spine. Get a good feel of those vertebrates. Pretty cool, huh? All right, now who can put him back together?
Rest in pieces
mexican jigsaw puzzles are hard
Dude, that's actually pretty gnarly!
easy work for a chiropractor
he must ate at alans snackbar. that joint will give ya gas like no place else!!
Scorpion wins !!!!
Mexican model kit. Some assembly required.
Cartel win flawless
was it something he said
At least he still has his dick
looks like a job for crazy glue and duct tape.
he's still sitting upright like a boss.
that shit is crazyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Looks like some one wanted to make pork chops out of this fucker!
On the bright side, his casket is half off.
Preditor 5 ?
When you don't know how it happened, just say it was a "catastrophic mechanical failure" and call it day.
This is why you wait to go swimming 30 mins after you eat.
So tender the meat falls right off the bone.
he was a alcoholic
Carrots, celery, onions, water, a hot fire, and we got dinner.
The lesson learned? Don't piss off crazy people. You have to kill them first.
You dont mess with the zohan
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