How To Pick Up Bitches

I think I can pretty much sum this book up with a table of contents. Chapter 1: Sniffing Her Ass Chapter 2: Mounting Her From Behind Chapter 3: Humping And Nutting Chapter 4: Licking Your Balls Clean Chapter 5: Taking A Nap

19 Comments
  • onetime42 April 16, 2012

    I have an easier way. Walk into any bar and drop your wallet on the floor.

    +6
  • atmydismay April 16, 2012

    If a picture of lassie is in there...that dog is gonna blow a wad.

    +0
  • shit4brains April 16, 2012

    You mean it's the same for Dogs?

    +1
  • jaton April 16, 2012

    My Korean neighbour's dog is in heat.

    I can tell by the smell coming from their BBQ.

    +9
  • crazyasshole April 16, 2012

    bitches love it doggie style!

    -1
  • tgarner April 16, 2012

    Uh, can I borrow the book when he's done?

    -1
  • frankdrebin April 16, 2012

    See Al Sharpton, even a dog can learn to read

    +2
  • spaulding April 16, 2012

    That dog is smarter than most women. It can read.

    +2
  • lenny9651 April 16, 2012

    dogs have it easy, they don't have to spend money on dinner and drinks to get laid

    +2
  • badgrim April 16, 2012

    Wilfred would be so proud.

    -2
  • crazyvet April 16, 2012

    You are a good looking dog. You are a confident dog.

    +2
  • vulture April 16, 2012

    in short....grabit and shagit

    +1
  • biggertalk April 16, 2012

    this is my dawg..

    -6
  • handsomedevil April 16, 2012

    give her your bone.

    -2
  • rockinron April 16, 2012

    looks like he wrote the book and is just advertising it.

    -3
  • ohwickedwendi April 16, 2012

    So THAT'S why the dog next door is always so damn cranky...

    +1
  • fiercepierce April 16, 2012

    That is a German Shepard, like numberonefan he is GAY

    +1
  • rodeye2 April 17, 2012

    He better skip the part on eating pussy.

    +2
  • dozer67 April 19, 2012

    I need that book I haven't gotten laid in months...

    +0
 
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