That Will Come In Handy

Some would say he'll need to jerk off with his other hand, but I say the opposite. That hand now has a substitute vagina, and he should be fucking it. The tendon could even tickle his balls while he's pumping away on the bloody wound. Enjoy the injury.

21 Comments
  • urapnes1701d April 18, 2012

    Nothing a little sperm in the gash wont fix.

    +0
  • mccracken April 18, 2012

    when a white man shakes hands in the wrong neighborhood!

    +0
  • crazyasshole April 18, 2012

    throw a little duct tape on it !

    +1
  • atmydismay April 18, 2012

    Looks like he hi fived captain hook!

    +2
  • kane April 18, 2012

    No worries. He's right handed.

    +1
  • tat2d_soldier April 18, 2012

    applause

    +1
  • badgrim April 18, 2012

    hey man, High five!

    +0
  • lenny9651 April 18, 2012

    high five

    +0
  • pullmyfinger April 18, 2012

    didnt know we have rubberbands in our hands.

    +0
  • wii April 18, 2012

    Try not to knock it up now.

    +0
  • rotech11 April 18, 2012

    rub some dirt on it pussie

    +0
  • handsomedevil April 18, 2012

    that's why i never give'em 5 on the black hand side.

    -1
  • biggertalk April 18, 2012

    pussy.

    -5
  • ohwickedwendi April 18, 2012

    Put some bacon on it. Everything is better with bacon.

    +1
  • potrostation April 18, 2012

    Don't bet the Honey badger!

    +0
  • sharkkiller1 April 18, 2012

    thats what happens when you jerk it too fast without lube . You get a blow out

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi April 18, 2012

    He shook hands with Chuck Norris.

    +2
  • nh3kid April 18, 2012

    Looks like he's going to have trouble thumbing a ride now

    +0
  • rockinron April 18, 2012

    leave it like that. then just pull on the string to flip off people people that piss you off

    .

    -1
  • fiercepierce April 19, 2012

    Do you think he pulled on the tendon like a Chicken talon? Damn straight, I would have.

    +0
  • boppalilbit April 19, 2012

    ^^^ I was just going to post the same about pheasant hunting.

    -1
 
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