He knows what the TSA really wants, and that's to fondle some dicks and look inside assholes. He's cooperating with their policies like a good, patriotic American.
" nope, no weapons here"
And he was gonna surprise his woman with the ring...on his dick--you should have bought gold, douchebag.
Sir, im going to have to ask you to put "all" of your baggage on the table please...
dude has a nice ass
this is like Rutledge Wood meete Mr. Belvedere
I thought the hippie 60's days were over
check his beard
I used to live in Portland. This isn't too weird, for them.
"sir is that a deringer between your legs?"
I wonder how many queers got to the airport just so they can be probed. Hey NOF, you got an answer for that?
the shit you gotta do to get on a flight these days. next the TSA will wanna stick a dildo in your ass to make sure your not "Hiding" a bomb.
military industial complex homefront division: 1
citizens of the most currupt nation: 0
Honest its just Tattooed red its not a M-8o in my pants Jeesh
guy's thinking .oh god!why do i get all the nut bags?
but i only came to say goodbye to my friend
Notice how none of the TSA people want anything to do with him.
"nothing suspicious here, just some junk."
It's just a matter of time before we all have to do this.
Poor bastard is in jail right now.
Fuck I know that airport--PDX Portland Oregon. Totally makes sense.
He should have cleared out his bladder and shitter into the trays on the table.
A TSA handler asked this man to prepare for an inspection. When the inspector (and I use that term lightly, lol) turned around and saw him they were so impressed with his enthusiasm that they offered him a job!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
All to take attention away from the bull dike at seven o'clock.
Ahh shit!@! Sir please stay in the other room If I have to tell you again I'm gonna taze your ass
Let me cavity search his ass with my dick!