Meet A Black Guy

You've probably seen a couple in movies before, or maybe you've seen one on the news, but here is your opportunity to meet a real live black guy in person. Shake his hand, eat some fried chicken with him, give him a hug, or try his purple drank. He's here to make your dreams come true.

43 Comments
  • zahnfee April 23, 2012

    I Call it FAKE !

    Black PPL cant write.

    +9
  • darkcraven April 23, 2012

    We call these guys Mondays, why you ask... its pretty simple, nobody likes a Monday

    +5
  • frankdrebin April 23, 2012

    if you're real quiet, you can hear the sirens in the distance

    +9
  • buttdarts April 23, 2012

    He forgot to mention the free stolen bikes behind him.

    +5
  • uk-13astard April 23, 2012

    free food & handshakes hmm i still dont trust him its like when you go to the zoo and hold n pet a monkey you will hold the thing but there allways a chance it will flick shit at you or bite

    -1
  • urapnes1701d April 23, 2012

    Carlton is desperate for a fan base after Fresh Prince I suppose.

    +9
  • rockinron April 23, 2012

    good job sambo,ya blew all your foodstamps. and your still not gonna get any respect.

    -3
  • lenny9651 April 23, 2012

    biggertalk is changing his ways how sweet

    +8
  • kane April 23, 2012

    The clientèle he will be catering to are his fellow bruthas, and they're more than familiar with black and free.

    +3
  • viciousheart06 April 23, 2012

    I met a black guy once. He took my wallet and stole my tv.

    +7
  • badgrim April 23, 2012

    ^Nice Tits

    +2
  • cruiserman April 23, 2012

    I have sen enough of niggas........

    +5
  • onetime42 April 23, 2012

    I'm surprised he didn't spell \"meet\" with an \"a\".

    +8
  • lenny9651 April 23, 2012

    wow, you put them in a sweater and they almost seem human

    +10
  • killtacular April 23, 2012

    This isn't a black man. Black men don't call it "purple Drank". Niggers call it purple drank. Beware the nigger in disguise.

    +9
  • iluvkitty April 23, 2012

    I bet u a peso that all he owns is the handshake and the hugs.

    +1
  • faceies April 23, 2012

    stole those bikes

    +1
  • crazyasshole April 23, 2012

    how many lack people would seriously give away fried chicken? NOT THE ONE I KNOW!

    +2
  • drtyrell April 23, 2012

    Another Mormon University graduate!

    +0
  • gearheadnick April 23, 2012

    Where's the poor golfer that he stole the shirt from?

    +0
  • vulture April 23, 2012

    handshake, watch gone....hug, wallet gone

    +5
  • drunkard April 23, 2012

    What's he doing making all those promises, running for president?

    +1
  • biggertalk April 23, 2012

    lenny you bitch made cuz.

    -10
  • d82ndabn April 23, 2012

    What has an argyle sweater and 2 thumbs?.....This guy!!

    +1
  • dalvarezdanbro April 23, 2012

    say black forget it!!!

    +0
  • lenny9651 April 23, 2012

    does anyone have an ebonics dictionary, i have no idea what biggertalk said

    +5
  • biggertalk April 23, 2012

    then go buy one at walmart, you fat cunt.

    -10
  • killtacular April 23, 2012

    Ebonics= Niggers too goddamn lazy to learn to talk.

    +7
  • potrostation April 23, 2012

    No free weed?

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi April 23, 2012

    I trust him--he's wearing an argyle sweater.

    +1
  • hickory April 23, 2012

    Must be in Canada

    +1
  • d90girl April 23, 2012

    Whatever you do....DON'T drink the Kool-aid !!

    +2
  • anomalous April 23, 2012

    Capitalism at it's best.

    -1
  • biggertalk April 23, 2012

    killtacular = ballsack licking faggot

    -6
  • fiercepierce April 23, 2012

    He maybe black, but he ain't a nigga.

    +1
  • rodeye2 April 23, 2012

    Right in front of the unemployment office.

    +4
  • killtacular April 24, 2012

    biggertalk = divide by zero.

    +4
  • biggertalk April 24, 2012

    is that all you got?

    -6
  • ohwickedwendi April 24, 2012

    Urapnes--You know better than to make a comment like that...Carlton was much shorter than this guy.

    +2
  • k5rat April 24, 2012

    I like black guys, it the niggers I cant deal with.

    +3
  • killtacular April 24, 2012

    Biggertalk: THat's all I need, actually..you apparently don't know what "Divide by Zero" means on the internet. I suggest you look it up.

    +5
  • shikamaru April 23, 2013

    Hah! He's skin colour is darker than mine that means he's inferior in every way besides penis size...But thats not the point!!! Racism among white americans males is not due to a small penis!

    +0
  • l25 November 2, 2013

    cool cornelius will give back what he gets from the community! i bet he´s gay or in a anti drug programm...

    +0
 
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