It took a long time, but he can finally do the splits. All those hours of stretching have paid off for him. Although, I think his penis has been torn apart in the process. Talk about dedication to improving flexibility.
Now I know where the idea of a pretzel shape came from!
those frat hazings are really starting to get extreme
try our super hot chilli it will blow your mind and rip out your asshole
he died in his ball shorts
on the plus side now he can scratch his ear with his foot
Failed the `Extreme Yoga` test.
he's kukoo for coco puffs!
I can't imagine laying on that large gravel could be very comfortable.
Just a few more inches and he can call 911.
well his junk .....looks like junk.
So where is the moped he was riding?
only a teen would put his phone down just before he got mangled so the phone wouldnt get mangled too. good job son you saved your phone.
nothing of value was lost.
He split his shorts...they were new, too.
the skull fragment leaning against his arm is a nice touch
Dibs on the cap!
note to self. add #73 to list of unlucky numbers
Duh! Missed the bus
i think he just had really bad kidney stones and they all escaped at once.
In mother russia, bus catches you.
Just once could the picture of some twisted dead asshole be biggertalk?
it looks like you.
i know yall were lookin for some genitalia on that ugly bastard.
Shake it off
Those are nice shoes
Numberonefag's dream man.
it was worth it, that was a 70 yd field goal he kicked
i sleep like this every night