It's Time To Break Up

Get out while you can, guy. If it hasn't even been a week and she's painting love messages on your truck, she's fucking psycho! I hope you've been flushing your used rubbers down the toilet, cause if you haven't, she's already preggers. Good luck with that crazy bitch.

23 Comments
  • onetime42 May 7, 2012

    Chances are this douchebag has done the same thing to her car. These assholes were made for each other.

    +4
  • sirfartsalot May 7, 2012

    She better swallow or she is going to be single.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi May 7, 2012

    1 week??? I don't put out for at least 3 weeks!

    -1
  • frankdrebin May 7, 2012

    your dick and balls are officially on castration notice

    +1
  • 2indastink May 7, 2012

    woman are off their fucking tits.

    +0
  • crazyasshole May 7, 2012

    RUN!!!!

    +0
  • rockinron May 7, 2012

    when ya got a big dick and know how to use it, you get used to this kinda shit......thats what i've been told atleast.

    -4
  • littletalk May 7, 2012

    Awww how sweet adam paid to fly #1fan to america

    +5
  • urapnes1701d May 7, 2012

    Next time he goes to her house he should give her the receipt from the car wash.

    +1
  • lenny9651 May 7, 2012

    the crazy ones are always a great fuck just don't give them your address or phone number

    +5
  • badgrim May 7, 2012

    jokes on him, this was done by his mom.

    +2
  • vulture May 7, 2012

    this could be a he...in which case SHE needs to run

    +1
  • bucknuts May 7, 2012

    Wish I had three just like her.,.,.,.,,.,..pft!

    +1
  • pizzapie May 7, 2012

    It's time to start slapping the bitch around

    -2
  • biggertalk May 7, 2012

    slash the tires too

    -2
  • celtickhan May 7, 2012

    I wonder what the "almost a month" gonna look like....

    +1
  • bigtalk May 7, 2012

    damn white girls lose their minds when they get their first black dick

    -3
  • urinanus May 7, 2012

    i bet she got half of that dirty blacks boys money and is fucking his brother in his mommas house

    +0
  • potrostation May 7, 2012

    You know they have each half of the same tattoo already.

    +1
  • hickory May 7, 2012

    Hell ,marry her, then you can have your own personal slave.

    +1
  • handsomedevil May 7, 2012

    that's what happens when you tell a virgin you love them just so you can fuck'em. now you got "crazy bitch' problems and those are the worst kind of problems. good luck, fucker.

    +0
  • marcodufour May 8, 2012

    ohwickedwendi i will have the last 3 weeks in August...

    +0
  • injun May 9, 2012

    what if that is HER truck?

    +0
 
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