The Meat Samuri

There's a new kind of Samuri these days. He's a warrior who always uses his mind first, and his sword last. And in between, he uses his meat. His body stays well nourished and well protected, all thanks to his succulent suit of meat.

29 Comments
  • nativenatas May 10, 2012

    I see a tail there, cheap ass k9 unit.

    +0
  • unlimitdinches May 10, 2012

    Thats how a 100lb asian man becomes a 180lb ass kicking machine

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  • badgrim May 10, 2012

    Let lose the lions!

    +4
  • crazyasshole May 10, 2012

    fake!!!!!!! we all know asians only eat cat and dog meat!

    +3
  • urapnes1701d May 10, 2012

    Definitely the prize winner at this years halloween party.

    +0
  • shadowarrior May 10, 2012

    Looks like the cyberdemon in doom 3.... anyone remember doom 3?

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  • rockinron May 10, 2012

    the next generation in asian porn.

    -2
  • kane May 10, 2012

    Cool if that's pork and he's fighting Muslims.

    +1
  • tgarner May 10, 2012

    I think he's ready for the rotisserie!

    +0
  • lenny9651 May 10, 2012

    when your girlfriend said she wish you were beefed up she meant.....well you just took it the wrong way

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  • srjordan May 10, 2012

    What's up with that tail thing sticking out??

    +1
  • massiveballs May 10, 2012

    now to go back to skin he's got to pull his head through his ass

    -1
  • keymaster May 10, 2012

    So that girl you met last night...Did you pork her?

    +1
  • shit4brains May 10, 2012

    Let loose a tiger on his ass and see how fast that fucker can run

    +0
  • zward May 10, 2012

    He loves the meat

    +1
  • zward May 10, 2012

    For a second I thought Bear Grylls had a new degree commercial

    +1
  • biggertalk May 10, 2012

    that was.... awesome. :o

    -1
  • pullmyfinger May 10, 2012

    meat man has got no meat where it really counts.

    +1
  • onetime42 May 10, 2012

    So, if you get in a fight with him wouldn't you technically be beating his meat?

    +5
  • nh3kid May 10, 2012

    I think Ga Ga already tried this one

    +1
  • ouch May 10, 2012

    Total Muslim force field!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 10, 2012

    I think I see a tail sticking out of his pork loin.

    +1
  • potrostation May 10, 2012

    Bare bait!

    +1
  • d90girl May 10, 2012

    Where is a damn Lion when you need one !?

    +1
  • spinal12 May 10, 2012

    he'll throw a quarter pounder on you

    +0
  • stevenh915 May 10, 2012

    typical asian. . . huge pile of shit in the back ground. .

    +0
  • handsomedevil May 11, 2012

    the only time you'l hear a woman say of a japanese man: "that's a lot of meat."

    +2
  • u-235 May 11, 2012

    One good way to test your running skills is in the fields of africa.

    +0
  • jeepphil May 11, 2012

    eat my meat

    +0
 
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