Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Officer. I didn't realize it was a crime to shit in my tighty whiteys. I thought this was America. I guess you'll just have to lock me up and throw away the key, cause I plan on shitting myself a whole lot more.
"c'mon, this is how I know I'm not gonna get anal raped when you bring me in"
the watch commander mustve commanded him to shit!
"We'll, I heard pigs like to roll around in the mud"..
Where's Wisconsinjed? he should have a real good two page story for what happened here.
i bet someone beat the shit outta this guy and he's reporting it.
yea, cops scare the crap out of me too
i just tried to fart and ended up touching cloth officer
I'm sure nof will comment on the guys ass
only fucking white boys
this is just too easy.
he's gonna get that shit pushed in inside jail, though.
What a shitty repost.
Trying to hide the smell of beer on his breath
I bet he gets off with just a warning.
The cop just did a cavity search and ooops.
well you know they not going to put his nasty ass in the back of there car so he is safe from that.
Is this the after pic when the guy hit the deer?
Ive been in this exact shituation...lol...see jays story a few days from now for the whole story.
this is why i was speeding officer!
Is that Daniel Craig?
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