You Have The Right To Remain Shitty

Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Officer. I didn't realize it was a crime to shit in my tighty whiteys. I thought this was America. I guess you'll just have to lock me up and throw away the key, cause I plan on shitting myself a whole lot more.

20 Comments
  • frankdrebin May 15, 2012

    "c'mon, this is how I know I'm not gonna get anal raped when you bring me in"

    +7
  • crazyasshole May 15, 2012

    the watch commander mustve commanded him to shit!

    +3
  • urapnes1701d May 15, 2012

    "We'll, I heard pigs like to roll around in the mud"..

    +4
  • kane May 15, 2012

    Where's Wisconsinjed? he should have a real good two page story for what happened here.

    +2
  • rockinron May 15, 2012

    i bet someone beat the shit outta this guy and he's reporting it.

    -1
  • lenny9651 May 15, 2012

    yea, cops scare the crap out of me too

    +6
  • vulture May 15, 2012

    i just tried to fart and ended up touching cloth officer

    +0
  • unlimitdinches May 15, 2012

    I'm sure nof will comment on the guys ass

    +3
  • bigtalk May 15, 2012

    only fucking white boys

    -13
  • biggertalk May 15, 2012

    this is just too easy.

    -11
  • handsomedevil May 15, 2012

    he's gonna get that shit pushed in inside jail, though.

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi May 15, 2012

    What a shitty repost.

    +0
  • ghosthunter May 15, 2012

    Trying to hide the smell of beer on his breath

    +4
  • fiercepierce May 16, 2012

    I bet he gets off with just a warning.

    +0
  • rodeye2 May 16, 2012

    The cop just did a cavity search and ooops.

    +4
  • athrun2021 May 16, 2012

    well you know they not going to put his nasty ass in the back of there car so he is safe from that.

    +0
  • croccock May 17, 2012

    Is this the after pic when the guy hit the deer?

    +1
  • siko666 May 17, 2012

    Ive been in this exact shituation...lol...see jays story a few days from now for the whole story.

    -1
  • whitechick May 19, 2012

    this is why i was speeding officer!

    +0
  • sufferkate May 26, 2012

    Is that Daniel Craig?

    -1
 
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