I Found My Key

Man, I was looking for my key everywhere. It wasn't on the key rack, I didn't leave it on the counter, and I couldn't find it anywhere in my room. Finally, I just had to sit down, take a couple deep breaths, and I realized it was in my hand the whole time.

20 Comments
  • sandgroper May 16, 2012

    how the fuck do you get a key in your hand?

    +2
  • sandgroper May 16, 2012

    mind guess its easer to explane the key in your hand then your keys up your ass

    +1
  • crazyasshole May 16, 2012

    now turn the key and see if it unlocks it!

    +1
  • huntergjc May 16, 2012

    Told you not to get her started.

    +0
  • shadowarrior May 16, 2012

    Now you will never lose your keys

    +0
  • fiercepierce May 16, 2012

    How pissed off do you have to be to stab someone with a key?

    -1
  • hickory May 16, 2012

    Damn emo I bet

    +0
  • lenny9651 May 16, 2012

    he fell for the oldexploding door lock trick i see

    +0
  • vulture May 16, 2012

    every work place has a key person

    +0
  • ghosthunter May 16, 2012

    Damn a chastity belt for your hand.

    +0
  • rockinron May 16, 2012

    his hands like a women, he's gotta turn it on before it'll jerk him off.

    +0
  • biggertalk May 16, 2012

    lol

    -5
  • drunkard May 16, 2012

    That's not the key to success.

    +0
  • dac125 May 16, 2012

    fucking ouch dude...fucking ouch!

    +0
  • potrostation May 16, 2012

    Today's kids are this dumb.

    +0
  • nh3kid May 16, 2012

    The KEY to not doing this is to keep your KEYS where can find them. A KEY ring would help or a KEY Hook !

    But to KEY in a sobering note; That looks fucking painful

    +0
  • lenny9651 May 16, 2012

    ^^^^^i don't think he's going to have a problem finding his key

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 16, 2012

    When a woman is being attacked, we are supposed to try like hell to stab the attacker with a key that we place between the index finger and the middle finger, with the thumb behind the base of that key.

    +0
  • feircepierce May 17, 2012

    dont flatter yourself

    +0
  • badgrim May 17, 2012

    High Five!

    +0
 
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