I know how it goes. I had a girlfriend get pissed at me for using her conditioner to beat off in the shower. Chicks really like their beauty supplies, and for some reason don't want us masturbating with them. But they make me feel so vibrant.
someone's cumming in mom's lotion bottle later today
She cares so much about her fappy son
@frank Is that what kids call a vagina these days? Are you saying this kid should rape his mother, frank you deviant, what did your mother ever do to you?
He's also using her pussy cobweb duster to tickle his balls
His ass will be thankful.
@ assclown - thank you for that west virginian interpretation +1
My mom only use to ask why my socks were starched
atleast he knows his mom does anal !
Never jerking off again...
If his mom would just suck it up and ride his pole he wouldn't have to steal her moisturizer now would he?
dirty little wanker.
how sweet, she's concerned about him chaffing
She didnt even care enough to buy the good stuff. Fucking cunt.
how about a prostitute :)
if she is so corcerned why didnt she order a callgirl for him
Jealous mothers are a real bitch.
pinkdildo's a good mum.
i used go on date's with miss michigan, but stopped when her thumb area developed a rash.
ouch got dumped by cousin/mom well that happens to all you white boys
ma always loved it when i'd use no vaseline
Is that what your father told you after he anally violated your mother with his fist for 8 hours?
naww i'd use no vaseline on her not my ma lol.... he would watch
i mean not my PA
See reverse side for instructions
Biggertalk just spits on the cock!
The bow is a nice touch.
She is so thoughtful, her son should put her up for mother of the year.
Mom, all of this could be resolved if you introduced me to one of your MILF friends.
@spaulding Is that what your mother said to your grandmother after she developed bisexual tendencies?
Little Timmy ask for a Real doll for christmas,man the economy sucks.
Lube?? We don't need no stinkin' lube.
That's a classic.. funny as shit!
@ Wendi,I hope not,because when I stick it in ya I want you to squirt all over the fucking house.lol