Thanks For The Lube, Mom

I know how it goes. I had a girlfriend get pissed at me for using her conditioner to beat off in the shower. Chicks really like their beauty supplies, and for some reason don't want us masturbating with them. But they make me feel so vibrant.

33 Comments
  • frankdrebin May 21, 2012

    someone's cumming in mom's lotion bottle later today

    +4
  • shadowarrior May 21, 2012

    She cares so much about her fappy son

    +0
  • assclown May 21, 2012

    @frank Is that what kids call a vagina these days? Are you saying this kid should rape his mother, frank you deviant, what did your mother ever do to you?

    -3
  • massiveballs May 21, 2012

    He's also using her pussy cobweb duster to tickle his balls

    -1
  • numberonefan May 21, 2012

    His ass will be thankful.

    -1
  • frankdrebin May 21, 2012

    @ assclown - thank you for that west virginian interpretation +1

    +2
  • preferemshaved May 21, 2012

    My mom only use to ask why my socks were starched

    +0
  • crazyasshole May 21, 2012

    atleast he knows his mom does anal !

    +6
  • badgrim May 21, 2012

    Never jerking off again...

    +0
  • urapnes1701d May 21, 2012

    If his mom would just suck it up and ride his pole he wouldn't have to steal her moisturizer now would he?

    +5
  • 2indastink May 21, 2012

    dirty little wanker.

    -1
  • lenny9651 May 21, 2012

    how sweet, she's concerned about him chaffing

    +0
  • dawgfan1969 May 21, 2012

    She didnt even care enough to buy the good stuff. Fucking cunt.

    +3
  • onlywhitefolks May 21, 2012

    how about a prostitute :)

    +4
  • vulture May 21, 2012

    if she is so corcerned why didnt she order a callgirl for him

    +0
  • crazyvet May 21, 2012

    Jealous mothers are a real bitch.

    +0
  • handsomedevil May 21, 2012

    pinkdildo's a good mum.

    +1
  • rockinron May 21, 2012

    i used go on date's with miss michigan, but stopped when her thumb area developed a rash.

    +0
  • bigtalk May 21, 2012

    ouch got dumped by cousin/mom well that happens to all you white boys

    -6
  • biggertalk May 21, 2012

    ma always loved it when i'd use no vaseline

    -10
  • assclown May 21, 2012

    Is that what your father told you after he anally violated your mother with his fist for 8 hours?

    +1
  • biggertalk May 21, 2012

    naww i'd use no vaseline on her not my ma lol.... he would watch

    -7
  • biggertalk May 21, 2012

    i mean not my PA

    -11
  • richie May 21, 2012

    See reverse side for instructions

    +3
  • nativenatas May 21, 2012

    Biggertalk just spits on the cock!

    +2
  • potrostation May 21, 2012

    The bow is a nice touch.

    +0
  • fiercepierce May 22, 2012

    She is so thoughtful, her son should put her up for mother of the year.

    +0
  • spaulding May 22, 2012

    Mom, all of this could be resolved if you introduced me to one of your MILF friends.

    +1
  • assclown May 22, 2012

    @spaulding Is that what your mother said to your grandmother after she developed bisexual tendencies?

    -4
  • rodeye2 May 22, 2012

    Little Timmy ask for a Real doll for christmas,man the economy sucks.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi May 22, 2012

    Lube?? We don't need no stinkin' lube.

    +0
  • ghosthunter May 22, 2012

    That's a classic.. funny as shit!

    +0
  • rodeye2 May 23, 2012

    @ Wendi,I hope not,because when I stick it in ya I want you to squirt all over the fucking house.lol

    +0
 
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