What do you think happened to this guy? I like to think he punched his way through a glass window to get to two naked chicks feeding each other chips and guacamole. I'd definitely cut myself open for that.
Maybe his wife had bitten him for his dutch oven prank
stop trying to install iPods on your wrist
dude if your gonna slit your wrist, next time use a knife instead of acan opener.
Was probably listening to depeche mode.
my wrist watch fell in the garbage disposal
Must have been fisting such a tight asshole that it almost stripped the skin off.
Worst carpel tunnel surgery i've ever seen.
i got a cut like that wrestling a pig before
another failed suicide attempt
Make suicide an Olympic sport, bigtalk for gold, biggertalk for silver and Numberonefag bringing up the rear for bronze.
^^^ NOF always brings up the rear
he loves the cock.
numeronefan for sure loves cock lenny your sleeping bro
What no pitbull story???
He was bitten by the love bug?
Biggertalk u were trying to get some pig ass but got bite, dumbass!
Fuck him. Let him bleed.
I got a scar like that on my leg from when I was a teen,mine is from a hedge trimmer accident.
Fap it off, pussy.