Time For Stitches

What do you think happened to this guy? I like to think he punched his way through a glass window to get to two naked chicks feeding each other chips and guacamole. I'd definitely cut myself open for that.

21 Comments
  • shadowarrior May 22, 2012

    Maybe his wife had bitten him for his dutch oven prank

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  • frankdrebin May 22, 2012

    stop trying to install iPods on your wrist

    +4
  • rockinron May 22, 2012

    dude if your gonna slit your wrist, next time use a knife instead of acan opener.

    +1
  • preferemshaved May 22, 2012

    Was probably listening to depeche mode.

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  • crazyasshole May 22, 2012

    fail!

    +1
  • mccracken May 22, 2012

    my wrist watch fell in the garbage disposal

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  • urapnes1701d May 22, 2012

    Must have been fisting such a tight asshole that it almost stripped the skin off.

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  • crazyvet May 22, 2012

    Worst carpel tunnel surgery i've ever seen.

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  • biggertalk May 22, 2012

    i got a cut like that wrestling a pig before

    -6
  • lenny9651 May 22, 2012

    another failed suicide attempt

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  • 2indastink May 22, 2012

    Make suicide an Olympic sport, bigtalk for gold, biggertalk for silver and Numberonefag bringing up the rear for bronze.

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  • lenny9651 May 22, 2012

    ^^^ NOF always brings up the rear

    +1
  • 2indastink May 22, 2012

    he loves the cock.

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  • wally707cali May 22, 2012

    numeronefan for sure loves cock lenny your sleeping bro

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  • boppalilbit May 22, 2012

    What no pitbull story???

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  • badgrim May 22, 2012

    Zombies

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  • ohwickedwendi May 22, 2012

    He was bitten by the love bug?

    -1
  • nativenatas May 22, 2012

    Biggertalk u were trying to get some pig ass but got bite, dumbass!

    +1
  • kane May 23, 2012

    Fuck him. Let him bleed.

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  • rodeye2 May 23, 2012

    I got a scar like that on my leg from when I was a teen,mine is from a hedge trimmer accident.

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  • cellule May 23, 2012

    Fap it off, pussy.

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