Prevent Sexual Assault

They have some good advice here, but I really don't agree with the vomiting part. I think vomiting on your assailant is just going to get him all horny and make him want to sexually assault you even more. Vomit is quite an amazing aphrodisiac.

21 Comments
  • vulture May 23, 2012

    my dick loves to vomit in strangers

    +3
  • frankdrebin May 23, 2012

    on the flip side it has the "GET LAID" guidelines. (i) Find a chic you don't know or never met, (ii) Keep feeding her drinks til she loses control, (iii) Hide her phone, (iv) Don't worry if she vomits on you. - Signed Adam H.

    +15
  • shadowarrior May 23, 2012

    Keep grape soda and fried chicken to distract your assulters

    +9
  • shadowarrior May 23, 2012

    And a basketball if possible

    +2
  • lenny9651 May 23, 2012

    that won't work with 2indastink, he likes being puked on

    +3
  • crazyasshole May 23, 2012

    only an asian would connect vomiting to sexual assault

    +5
  • preferemshaved May 23, 2012

    Frank are you a relationship therapist? If so how much do you charge?

    +3
  • preferemshaved May 23, 2012

    @crazy Asians would connect vomit to a sign of consent.

    +2
  • massiveballs May 23, 2012

    or just become a Hermit

    -1
  • biggertalk May 23, 2012

    stay away from my neck of the woods

    -8
  • graveyard May 23, 2012

    I know some sick fucks on crazyshit that would love to get vomited on (don't worry 2inthastaink I won't name no names)

    +3
  • sharkbait May 23, 2012

    Well,that takes all the fun out of it!

    +1
  • mrmexicano May 23, 2012

    hahah @ frank

    +0
  • bigtalk May 23, 2012

    sexual assault why didnt they just say stay away from all white ppl

    -7
  • ohwickedwendi May 23, 2012

    I thought everyone knew you should vomit on your assailant.

    +0
  • potrostation May 23, 2012

    +1 to frank

    +2
  • fiercepierce May 24, 2012

    Please, isn't sexual assault what keeps landing you in prison biggertalk?

    +2
  • 2indastink May 24, 2012

    or......don't let her anywhere near me.

    +3
  • rockinron May 24, 2012

    @ 2indastink i bet you see these posted all over your nieghborhood dont you.

    +4
  • badgrim May 24, 2012

    did anyone else read this in your mind and hear your mothers voice? or was that just me?.

    +1
  • kissarmy12 May 25, 2012

    @badgrim ....just you

    +0
 
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