Prevent Sexual Assault

They have some good advice here, but I really don't agree with the vomiting part. I think vomiting on your assailant is just going to get him all horny and make him want to sexually assault you even more. Vomit is quite an amazing aphrodisiac.

  • vulture May 23, 2012

    my dick loves to vomit in strangers

    +4 -1
  • frankdrebin May 23, 2012

    on the flip side it has the "GET LAID" guidelines. (i) Find a chic you don't know or never met, (ii) Keep feeding her drinks til she loses control, (iii) Hide her phone, (iv) Don't worry if she vomits on you. - Signed Adam H.

    +16 -1
  • shadowarrior May 23, 2012

    Keep grape soda and fried chicken to distract your assulters

    +10 -1
  • shadowarrior May 23, 2012

    And a basketball if possible

    +3 -1
  • lenny9651 May 23, 2012

    that won't work with 2indastink, he likes being puked on

    +4 -1
  • crazyasshole May 23, 2012

    only an asian would connect vomiting to sexual assault

    +6 -1
  • preferemshaved May 23, 2012

    Frank are you a relationship therapist? If so how much do you charge?

    +3 -0
  • preferemshaved May 23, 2012

    @crazy Asians would connect vomit to a sign of consent.

    +2 -0
  • massiveballs May 23, 2012

    or just become a Hermit

    +0 -1
  • biggertalk May 23, 2012

    stay away from my neck of the woods

    +1 -9
  • graveyard May 23, 2012

    I know some sick fucks on crazyshit that would love to get vomited on (don't worry 2inthastaink I won't name no names)

    +3 -0
  • sharkbait May 23, 2012

    Well,that takes all the fun out of it!

    +2 -1
  • mrmexicano May 23, 2012

    hahah @ frank

    +1 -1
  • bigtalk May 23, 2012

    sexual assault why didnt they just say stay away from all white ppl

    +0 -7
  • ohwickedwendi May 23, 2012

    I thought everyone knew you should vomit on your assailant.

    +0 -0
  • potrostation May 23, 2012

    +1 to frank

    +2 -0
  • fiercepierce May 24, 2012

    Please, isn't sexual assault what keeps landing you in prison biggertalk?

    +2 -0
  • 2indastink May 24, 2012

    or......don't let her anywhere near me.

    +3 -0
  • rockinron May 24, 2012

    @ 2indastink i bet you see these posted all over your nieghborhood dont you.

    +4 -0
  • badgrim May 24, 2012

    did anyone else read this in your mind and hear your mothers voice? or was that just me?.

    +1 -0
  • kissarmy12 May 25, 2012

    @badgrim ....just you

    +0 -0
 
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