I'll take an Escalade, and a naked chick to go.

So, I've always been a fan of Caddys. This just helps re-enforce my love of those finely engineered, luxury-vehicles from the good ole US of A. Get yourself a clean Caddy and don't be a fuckin slob and you get chicks. There's the formula for those of you that ain't got any game. Now go get you some!

33 Comments
  • potrostation May 26, 2012

    I Knew They came with hot chicks!

    -1
  • sharkbait May 26, 2012

    I'd give her the best three seconds of MY life

    +0
  • johnmadden11 May 26, 2012

    See what happens when you don't fix your AC system before summer?

    +0
  • vulture May 26, 2012

    she'll be drapped across the back seat before the end of the day

    +2
  • tgarner May 26, 2012

    Hope the airbags don't go off!

    +0
  • lenny9651 May 26, 2012

    you can keep the escalade, i'll take the girl

    +1
  • crazyasshole May 26, 2012

    but does she let you in her hershey highway?

    +1
  • crazyvet May 26, 2012

    Cadiiiac has some new options now?

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 26, 2012

    I'll bet I know what she wants to do with that emergency brake...

    +1
  • pinkdildo2 May 26, 2012

    thats a lucky seat and steering wheel

    +1
  • biggertalk May 26, 2012

    now put it in your mouth! 8=====D O:

    -12
  • pizzapie May 26, 2012

    Britney Spears, attention whore

    +1
  • assclown May 26, 2012

    Finely engineered? Escalade? That's some funny shit. Oh yeah I would fuck her for an extremely long time or until her heart stops.

    -4
  • badgrim May 26, 2012

    She can play with my gear shift anytime.

    +0
  • maskofphantasm May 26, 2012

    Nice air bag system

    +0
  • woozlewuzzle May 26, 2012

    I want to fuck her face and something tells me that choking is the only sound that I want to hear coming out of her mouth.

    +1
  • ghosthunter May 26, 2012

    If you have the money for a ride like that the chicks will follow.

    +1
  • dawgfan1969 May 26, 2012

    Would love to sniff the seat...

    +0
  • lenny9651 May 26, 2012

    that's one smoking hot ride, the escalade is nice too

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi May 26, 2012

    Looks like we've got a negative nazi back again. I'd like to neg his nuts.

    +2
  • preferemshaved May 26, 2012

    GM is getting rid of the northstar engine and replacing it with pornstars to up sales.

    -1
  • mobliz May 26, 2012

    haha!! sorry to burst your bubbles but you'll hafta be a fan of jeep grand cherokee's to get a nibble at this hottie! autoupdate.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Jeep-Gran d-Cherokee-Interior.jpg sorry, we got a 2010 jeep wrangler and i recognized the interior :)

    +0
  • spinal12 May 26, 2012

    She can shift my Vienna sausage in all 6 gears

    +0
  • rodeye2 May 27, 2012

    All I did was hit the Onstar button.

    +0
  • mccracker May 27, 2012

    I am surprised biggertalk did claim she was his wife, like he did with wendi. Everyone knows fags like biggertalk don't get into women.

    +1
  • azzholee May 27, 2012

    that is a weird looking kitchen

    +2
  • ludenlasivius May 27, 2012

    So long to that new-car smell.

    +1
  • alnitely May 27, 2012

    Its a Jeep Commander not a Cherokee!!!! piece of crap vehicle from Chrysler

    -2
  • badgrim May 27, 2012

    i made this picture my desktop background...

    +1
  • ghosthunter May 27, 2012

    Badgrim, thats a cool idea. just don't let your mom see your computer.

    +1
  • rockinron May 27, 2012

    they call this the "got more money then god option"

    -2
  • badgrim May 27, 2012

    @Ghosthunter...i ain't worried she lives in a different state...but i am worried about your mom getting jealous, after i throat fuck her she likes to watch youtube video... your Moms a weird bitch but she can suck a mean dick.

    +0
  • mrfluffdaddy May 28, 2012

    she is one talented slag, can steer with her tits...

    +0
 
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