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posted by Henry M. on 5/26/2012

I'll Take An Escalade, And A Naked Chick To Go.

So, I've always been a fan of Caddys. This just helps re-enforce my love of those finely engineered, luxury-vehicles from the good ole US of A. Get yourself a clean Caddy and don't be a fuckin slob and you get chicks. There's the formula for those of you that ain't got any game. Now go get you some!
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potrostation
-1
I Knew They came with hot chicks!
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posted on: 05-26-12 @ 1:36 PM

sharkbait
0
I’d give her the best three seconds of MY life
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posted on: 05-26-12 @ 1:45 PM

johnmadden11
0
See what happens when you don’t fix your AC system before summer?
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posted on: 05-26-12 @ 1:46 PM

vulture
+2
she’ll be drapped across the back seat before the end of the day
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posted on: 05-26-12 @ 1:50 PM

tgarner
0
Hope the airbags don’t go off!
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posted on: 05-26-12 @ 2:01 PM

lenny9651
+1
you can keep the escalade, i’ll take the girl
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posted on: 05-26-12 @ 2:28 PM

crazyasshole
+1
but does she let you in her hershey highway?
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posted on: 05-26-12 @ 2:36 PM

crazyvet
0
Cadiiiac has some new options now?
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posted on: 05-26-12 @ 2:51 PM

ohwickedwendi
+1
I’ll bet I know what she wants to do with that emergency brake...
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posted on: 05-26-12 @ 3:00 PM

pinkdildo2
+1
thats a lucky seat and steering wheel
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posted on: 05-26-12 @ 3:03 PM

biggertalk
-12
now put it in your mouth! 8=====D O:
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posted on: 05-26-12 @ 4:05 PM

pizzapie
+1
Britney Spears, attention whore
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posted on: 05-26-12 @ 4:30 PM

assclown
-4
Finely engineered? Escalade? That’s some funny shit. Oh yeah I would fuck her for an extremely long time or until her heart stops.
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posted on: 05-26-12 @ 5:00 PM

badgrim
0
She can play with my gear shift anytime.
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posted on: 05-26-12 @ 5:09 PM

maskofphantasm
0
Nice air bag system
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posted on: 05-26-12 @ 5:41 PM

woozlewuzzle
+1
I want to fuck her face and something tells me that choking is the only sound that I want to hear coming out of her mouth.
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posted on: 05-26-12 @ 5:58 PM

ghosthunter
+1
If you have the money for a ride like that the chicks will follow.
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posted on: 05-26-12 @ 6:00 PM

dawgfan1969
0
Would love to sniff the seat...
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posted on: 05-26-12 @ 7:34 PM

lenny9651
-1
that’s one smoking hot ride, the escalade is nice too
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posted on: 05-26-12 @ 7:35 PM

ohwickedwendi
+2
Looks like we’ve got a negative nazi back again. I’d like to neg his nuts.
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posted on: 05-26-12 @ 7:55 PM

preferemshaved
-1
GM is getting rid of the northstar engine and replacing it with pornstars to up sales.
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posted on: 05-26-12 @ 8:30 PM

mobliz
0
haha!! sorry to burst your bubbles but you’ll hafta be a fan of jeep grand cherokee’s to get a nibble at this hottie! autoupdate.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Jeep-Gran d-Cherokee-Interior.jpg sorry, we got a 2010 jeep wrangler and i recognized the interior :)
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posted on: 05-26-12 @ 9:29 PM

spinal12
0
She can shift my Vienna sausage in all 6 gears
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posted on: 05-26-12 @ 10:17 PM

rodeye2
0
All I did was hit the Onstar button.
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posted on: 05-26-12 @ 11:38 PM

mccracker
+1
I am surprised biggertalk did claim she was his wife, like he did with wendi. Everyone knows fags like biggertalk don’t get into women.
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posted on: 05-27-12 @ 12:31 AM

azzholee
+2
that is a weird looking kitchen
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posted on: 05-27-12 @ 12:46 AM

ludenlasivius
+1
So long to that new-car smell.
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posted on: 05-27-12 @ 7:44 AM

alnitely
-2
Its a Jeep Commander not a Cherokee!!!! piece of crap vehicle from Chrysler
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posted on: 05-27-12 @ 8:21 AM

badgrim
+1
i made this picture my desktop background...
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posted on: 05-27-12 @ 8:26 AM

ghosthunter
+1
Badgrim, thats a cool idea. just don’t let your mom see your computer.
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posted on: 05-27-12 @ 8:40 AM

rockinron
-2
they call this the "got more money then god option"
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posted on: 05-27-12 @ 10:29 AM

badgrim
0
@Ghosthunter...i ain’t worried she lives in a different state...but i am worried about your mom getting jealous, after i throat fuck her she likes to watch youtube video... your Moms a weird bitch but she can suck a mean dick.
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posted on: 05-27-12 @ 11:46 AM

mrfluffdaddy
0
she is one talented slag, can steer with her tits...
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posted on: 05-28-12 @ 6:16 AM

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