Can't Paddle Fast Enough

Typically, it's hard to shit your pants and paddle at the same time, but a big shark circling you will make it much easier. This is one of those time you just have to hope for the best and prepare for the worst. Damn sharks always fucking up a good day out on the surfboard.

36 Comments
  • shadowarrior May 29, 2012

    He's fucked now

    +2
  • tgarner May 29, 2012

    With a sharks sense of smell, he might be better off if he did take a big shit in the water!

    +0
  • tgarner May 29, 2012

    And who the fuck takes a paddle on a surf board?

    +2
  • crazyasshole May 29, 2012

    i can hear the shark music

    +3
  • tgarner May 29, 2012

    He may be up shit creek, but he does seem to have a paddle!

    +2
  • frankdrebin May 29, 2012

    Paddle $30, Board $200, Plane ticket sand Hotel to exotic destination $2500, Realizing you paid all this money to be shark food: Priceless

    +5
  • kane May 29, 2012

    You can paddle faster if you lay down and use your hands.

    +0
  • assclown May 29, 2012

    Dam you cunt fuckers and your shitty jokes are really making my day. This very picture was added Apr 4, 2011 on chan4chan titled "Nature surfboard paddle shark photo" (resolution 2699x2005 imageshack).

    -11
  • azzholee May 29, 2012

    oops he is fucked

    +0
  • massiveballs May 29, 2012

    Its OK, that's one of those new Japanese Anchovies

    -1
  • stealmywheels May 29, 2012

    I found the video of this,

    grindtv/surf/blog/29169/great%20white%20shark% 20expert%20gets%20up%20close%20and%20personal%20to %20prove%20a%20point/

    +0
  • stealmywheels May 29, 2012

    grindtv/surf/blog/29169/great%20white%20shark%20ex pert%20gets%20up%20close%20and%20personal%20to%20p rove%20a%20point/

    +0
  • stealmywheels May 29, 2012

    Its not letting me post it sorry.

    +0
  • 2indastink May 29, 2012

    Hand made in Italy with a limited number of 99 wirldwide. These are number 9.

    Would look ace mounted in a shop or wall at home.

    They come brand new in bag with tags. Never used.

    +0
  • biggertalk May 29, 2012

    da...da...DA....DA DA DA DA DA

    -9
  • lenny9651 May 29, 2012

    this is why i don't go swimming at the beach, people always ask why? am i afraid of the water? i say "no, i'm afraid of what's in the water."

    +2
  • assclown May 29, 2012

    ^^ Your mom?

    -8
  • assclown May 29, 2012

    Thanks for the link wheels, it's grindtv . com/surf/blog/29169/great%20white%20shark%20ex pert%20gets%20up%20close%20and%20personal%20to%20p rove%20a%20point/

    -8
  • rodeye2 May 29, 2012

    Florida...where memories are made,if it don't kill ya first.

    +2
  • sparkles May 29, 2012

    Swim! Forrest SWIM!!!!

    +0
  • richie May 29, 2012

    Petco now delivers!!

    +1
  • vulture May 29, 2012

    he's fucked, if he paddles fast he's fucked quicker, if he paddles slower he may be not quite so fucked

    +0
  • rockinron May 29, 2012

    well id be ok if it were me. id shit so fucking bad the water would be poluted for 100 yards in every direction!

    +1
  • pullmyfinger May 29, 2012

    human...it's whats for dinner.

    +0
  • bigtalk May 29, 2012

    dont eat that you dont know where that crackers been

    -7
  • handsomedevil May 29, 2012

    ^^Lol negros can't swim.

    +4
  • zardoz333 May 29, 2012

    holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 29, 2012

    Sharkbait, Hoo-hah, hah...

    +1
  • nofnof May 29, 2012

    Actually, he's checking out so calmly because it's a whale shark which is not dangerous, very nice shot, though.

    -3
  • d90girl May 29, 2012

    Destin, Florida.....home sweet home !

    +2
  • d90girl May 30, 2012

    BTW..its called a YOLO Board '

    +0
  • preferemshaved May 30, 2012

    Looks like fun

    +0
  • mccracker May 30, 2012

    Jheri curl works as shark repellant, you're okay biggertalk.

    +1
  • rockinron May 30, 2012

    nofnof your an idiot thats not a whale shark, by the shape of its snout and tail its most likely a tiger shark.

    +0
  • d90girl May 30, 2012

    Whale shark.....ROFLMAO !

    IT's a Megalodon, silly!!

    +0
  • rodgtard May 31, 2012

    Spray some essence of numberonefag in the water. It repulses everything.

    +0
 
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