The Miami Face Eater

A couple days ago in Miami, some naked guy all hopped up on cocaine and LSD, I believe, lost his mind and attacked a homeless guy. He tackled him at started eating his face off. When cops showed up to stop him, he didn't follow commands and was shot and killed. This is the guy who's face he was mauling. He's now in critical condition I believe, and as you can see, no longer has a fucking face. That is a fucked up story! So be careful when mixing drugs.

59 Comments
  • frankdrebin May 30, 2012

    "I'm poor, I'm homeless, how can life possibly get any worse..."

    +17
  • hickory May 30, 2012

    TNB

    +1
  • azzholee May 30, 2012

    second !

    -14
  • massiveballs May 30, 2012

    eating faces gives you lead poison

    -5
  • huntergjc May 30, 2012

    The Zombie Apocalypse has begun.

    +15
  • angeldreamer May 30, 2012

    Monkey Snack.....

    +3
  • ludenlasivius May 30, 2012

    Eyes Without A Face - Billy Idol

    -1
  • ludenlasivius May 30, 2012

    Now they're saying he was high on --- wait for it --- bath salts. No shit.

    +4
  • marcodufour May 30, 2012

    Beard and mustache too chewy for you eh ???

    +5
  • shadowarrior May 30, 2012

    Nigger.....only a nigger

    +9
  • siko666 May 30, 2012

    At least he'll be able to still see from the looks of it.

    -2
  • shadowarrior May 30, 2012

    Can do shit like this

    -2
  • sparkles May 30, 2012

    He got hungry! Ran out of food stamps!!!

    +6
  • metalman May 30, 2012

    FACEBOOK?

    -5
  • metalman May 30, 2012

    FACETOOK!

    -4
  • shadowarrior May 30, 2012

    Brings back my ol' memories of gta san andreas

    -3
  • tonkpils420 May 30, 2012

    the goonies found one eye willy

    -2
  • wargod May 30, 2012

    Doubletap, as per Zombieland!!!!!!!

    +0
  • urapnes1701d May 30, 2012

    OMG! ITS RED SKULL!! I loved you in Captain America!!

    +1
  • wargod May 30, 2012

    Note to the homeless: Do NOT wear a watermelon mask

    +14
  • crazyasshole May 30, 2012

    apparently he doesnt like eating hair

    -1
  • preferemshaved May 30, 2012

    Another case of niggerdom.

    +7
  • nativenatas May 30, 2012

    Someone forgot to tell the NIGGER his foodstamps were in his work boots!

    +8
  • stevenh915 May 30, 2012

    excuse me sir do you except food tramps ?

    -7
  • killtacular May 30, 2012

    Face-Off..for real..

    -2
  • biggertalk May 30, 2012

    BOO!

    -17
  • pullmyfinger May 30, 2012

    one more good nigger.

    +6
  • mccracken May 30, 2012

    well we were one victim away from a zombie onslaught!

    +0
  • lenny9651 May 30, 2012

    think how cool it would have been if he was arrested instead, you know nobody in jail would have fucked with him, " so what are you in here for?" " i ate a mans face off"

    +5
  • lenny9651 May 30, 2012

    another black man getting back to his cannibal roots

    +1
  • banger1987 May 30, 2012

    Fucking nigger must have smelt the fried chicken grease on the bums face just after he'd looted the bins at KFC.

    +9
  • bigtalk May 30, 2012

    no one should ever die of unnatural causes unless your a cracker FACT BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    -14
  • handsomedevil May 30, 2012

    of all the ways to go; but death by getting your face eaten off by a naked black man? that's fucked up. word to the wise: always carry a gun!

    +3
  • pizzapie May 30, 2012

    I just figured out what I want to be for Halloween

    +1
  • doc_ock May 30, 2012

    @bigtalk your mother giving birth to you is unnatural. FACT

    +7
  • nativenatas May 30, 2012

    Niggers are savages FACT!

    +7
  • doc_ock May 30, 2012

    @handsomedevil in this case a bucket of chicken

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 30, 2012

    It's a government cover-up...zombies DO exist.

    -5
  • sharkkiller1 May 30, 2012

    its travis the chimp brother

    +0
  • barackosama May 30, 2012

    Americans... Crazy motherfuckers...

    -3
  • richie May 30, 2012

    The cop should of shot the bum too, he'd be doin him a favor, and why was he naked??

    +3
  • maskofphantasm May 30, 2012

    everyone needs a lil head

    -1
  • mccracker May 31, 2012

    ^^pullmyfinger^^ I agree with you. "One more good nigger." Can biggertalk be next?

    +3
  • zardoz333 May 31, 2012

    i just jacked off to this

    -1
  • feircepierce May 31, 2012

    I JUST JACKED OFF TO YOU SAYING YOU JUST JACKED OFF TO THIS, THEN I JACKED OFF TO THIS.

    -1
  • oreoorbust May 31, 2012

    We can rebuild him. We have the technology. But, he's homeless, so we won't.

    -1
  • stealmywheels May 31, 2012

    Their gonna have to cut his belly open like a shark, its gonna be one hell of a puzzle.

    +1
  • rodgtard May 31, 2012

    Frankdrebin, how could it get worse? you could be numberonefag.

    +3
  • rockinron May 31, 2012

    well aparently niggers taste like water melon and fried chicken!

    -2
  • vulture May 31, 2012

    one things sure he didnt slip shaving

    -1
  • ghosthunter May 31, 2012

    Damn that is truly fucked up. The report goes as follows. the guy was fucked up on bath salts and freaked out. yes I said bath salts..

    +1
  • stealmywheels May 31, 2012

    rockinron, that homeless guy is white, the guy who bit his face off was black.

    If you were going to say something racist you could have said something like.

    So niggers don't like fried chicken after all, they just like the skin.

    +1
  • stealmywheels May 31, 2012

    And theres a reason why I called the white guy homeless, and the other guy just black.

    +1
  • metalman May 31, 2012

    Looks like he won the "Face-off"!

    +0
  • da1juggalette June 3, 2012

    did u guys hear about the bitch grabbing some baby out of a stroller and trying to eat its arm in alabama last week. yea zombies . get your guns ready boys

    +0
  • da1juggalette June 3, 2012

    bath salt

    +0
  • viciousheart06 June 3, 2012

    Hey Wendi, you're fat. Shut up. The Zombie joke was already said.

    +0
  • rebelrouser June 6, 2012

    im guessing he didnt qualify for food stamps anymore...?

    +0
  • pinky2 June 17, 2012

    Seems like the white trash inbreed assholes can actually afford computers. Isn't that right rockinron, mccracker, nativenatas, banger1987, and the rest of you racist piece of shits. White people also commit crimes just as bad if not worse than this. But I guess it's easy to call a black person the 'n' word when you're sitting behind a computer. Fucking worthless cowards.

    +0
 
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