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posted by Adam H. on 5/30/2012

The Miami Face Eater

A couple days ago in Miami, some naked guy all hopped up on cocaine and LSD, I believe, lost his mind and attacked a homeless guy. He tackled him at started eating his face off. When cops showed up to stop him, he didn't follow commands and was shot and killed. This is the guy who's face he was mauling. He's now in critical condition I believe, and as you can see, no longer has a fucking face. That is a fucked up story! So be careful when mixing drugs.
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frankdrebin
+16
"I’m poor, I’m homeless, how can life possibly get any worse..."
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 1:48 PM

hickory
+1
TNB
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 1:50 PM

azzholee
-14
second !
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 1:51 PM

massiveballs
-5
eating faces gives you lead poison
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 1:52 PM

huntergjc
+15
The Zombie Apocalypse has begun.
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 1:56 PM

angeldreamer
+3
Monkey Snack.....
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 1:57 PM

ludenlasivius
-1
Eyes Without A Face - Billy Idol
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 2:04 PM

ludenlasivius
+4
Now they’re saying he was high on --- wait for it --- bath salts. No shit.
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 2:05 PM

marcodufour
+5
Beard and mustache too chewy for you eh ???
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 2:12 PM

shadowarrior
+9
Nigger.....only a nigger
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 2:20 PM

siko666
-2
At least he’ll be able to still see from the looks of it.
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 2:21 PM

shadowarrior
-2
Can do shit like this
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 2:21 PM

sparkles
+6
He got hungry! Ran out of food stamps!!!
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 2:30 PM

metalman
-5
FACEBOOK?
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 2:34 PM

metalman
-4
FACETOOK!
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 2:38 PM

shadowarrior
-3
Brings back my ol’ memories of gta san andreas
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 2:39 PM

tonkpils420
-2
the goonies found one eye willy
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 2:53 PM

wargod
0
Doubletap, as per Zombieland!!!!!!!
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 2:59 PM

urapnes1701d
0
OMG! ITS RED SKULL!! I loved you in Captain America!!
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 3:01 PM

wargod
+14
Note to the homeless: Do NOT wear a watermelon mask
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 3:02 PM

crazyasshole
-1
apparently he doesnt like eating hair
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 3:05 PM

preferemshaved
+7
Another case of niggerdom.
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 3:26 PM

nativenatas
+8
Someone forgot to tell the NIGGER his foodstamps were in his work boots!
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 3:47 PM

stevenh915
-7
excuse me sir do you except food tramps ?
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 4:00 PM

killtacular
-2
Face-Off..for real..
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 4:23 PM

biggertalk
-17
BOO!
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 4:24 PM

pullmyfinger
+6
one more good nigger.
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 4:28 PM

mccracken
0
well we were one victim away from a zombie onslaught!
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 4:34 PM

lenny9651
+5
think how cool it would have been if he was arrested instead, you know nobody in jail would have fucked with him, " so what are you in here for?" " i ate a mans face off"
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 4:54 PM

lenny9651
+1
another black man getting back to his cannibal roots
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 5:44 PM

banger1987
+9
Fucking nigger must have smelt the fried chicken grease on the bums face just after he’d looted the bins at KFC.
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 5:57 PM

bigtalk
-14
no one should ever die of unnatural causes unless your a cracker FACT BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 7:15 PM

handsomedevil
+3
of all the ways to go; but death by getting your face eaten off by a naked black man? that’s fucked up. word to the wise: always carry a gun!
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 7:18 PM

pizzapie
0
I just figured out what I want to be for Halloween
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 7:52 PM

doc_ock
+7
@bigtalk your mother giving birth to you is unnatural. FACT
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 9:27 PM

nativenatas
+7
Niggers are savages FACT!
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 9:36 PM

doc_ock
0
@handsomedevil in this case a bucket of chicken
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 9:37 PM

ohwickedwendi
-5
It’s a government cover-up...zombies DO exist.
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 9:53 PM

sharkkiller1
0
its travis the chimp brother
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 10:00 PM

barackosama
-3
Americans... Crazy motherfuckers...
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 10:33 PM

richie
+3
The cop should of shot the bum too, he’d be doin him a favor, and why was he naked??
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 10:37 PM

maskofphantasm
-1
everyone needs a lil head
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 10:42 PM

mccracker
+3
^^pullmyfinger^^ I agree with you. "One more good nigger." Can biggertalk be next?
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posted on: 05-30-12 @ 11:11 PM

zardoz333
-1
i just jacked off to this
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posted on: 05-31-12 @ 12:14 AM

feircepierce
-1
I JUST JACKED OFF TO YOU SAYING YOU JUST JACKED OFF TO THIS, THEN I JACKED OFF TO THIS.
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posted on: 05-31-12 @ 2:54 AM

oreoorbust
-1
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. But, he’s homeless, so we won’t.
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posted on: 05-31-12 @ 3:06 AM

stealmywheels
+1
Their gonna have to cut his belly open like a shark, its gonna be one hell of a puzzle.
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posted on: 05-31-12 @ 3:50 AM

rodgtard
+3
Frankdrebin, how could it get worse? you could be numberonefag.
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posted on: 05-31-12 @ 7:11 AM

rockinron
-2
well aparently niggers taste like water melon and fried chicken!
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posted on: 05-31-12 @ 11:49 AM

vulture
-1
one things sure he didnt slip shaving
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posted on: 05-31-12 @ 3:30 PM

ghosthunter
+1
Damn that is truly fucked up. The report goes as follows. the guy was fucked up on bath salts and freaked out. yes I said bath salts..
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posted on: 05-31-12 @ 4:52 PM

stealmywheels
+1
rockinron, that homeless guy is white, the guy who bit his face off was black. If you were going to say something racist you could have said something like. So niggers don’t like fried chicken after all, they just like the skin.
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posted on: 05-31-12 @ 6:53 PM

stealmywheels
+1
And theres a reason why I called the white guy homeless, and the other guy just black.
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posted on: 05-31-12 @ 6:57 PM

metalman
0
Looks like he won the "Face-off"!
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posted on: 05-31-12 @ 7:30 PM

da1juggalette
0
did u guys hear about the bitch grabbing some baby out of a stroller and trying to eat its arm in alabama last week. yea zombies . get your guns ready boys
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posted on: 06-02-12 @ 11:51 PM

da1juggalette
0
bath salt
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posted on: 06-02-12 @ 11:53 PM

viciousheart06
0
Hey Wendi, you’re fat. Shut up. The Zombie joke was already said.
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posted on: 06-03-12 @ 3:01 AM

rebelrouser
0
im guessing he didnt qualify for food stamps anymore...?
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posted on: 06-06-12 @ 2:05 AM

pinky2
0
Seems like the white trash inbreed assholes can actually afford computers. Isn’t that right rockinron, mccracker, nativenatas, banger1987, and the rest of you racist piece of shits. White people also commit crimes just as bad if not worse than this. But I guess it’s easy to call a black person the ’n’ word when you’re sitting behind a computer. Fucking worthless cowards.
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posted on: 06-17-12 @ 2:25 AM

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