Anyone Call for a Plumber?
The title has just about nothing to do with the picture except the guy looks like he just showed up to work on your pipes. I think I would call for a second quote if he showed up. I don't care if the people that told me about him said he was great. That big ass dick is not coming in this house. How could you even drive like that?
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u might wanna pop that zit!
Quit fucking bee hives.
Fags are fucked up.
The only thing he could ever have sex with is Goatsie.
^^...the ass^^
looks like a big tit with very inverted nipple...or a bad case of the clap.
Good thing he took the piercing out before it got too infected
how could anyone do that to their own dick?
I WOULD FUCK THE HOLE ON THE END OF IT
give it a little tug! lol!
sorry ladies, one, he's gay, two, it's so full of silicone that it doesn't work anyway
Only fags wear button fly's!
White people do some fucked up things to their dicks.
now it's a novelty item.
i'm calling fake...theres no room for that and a leg in his trousers
Enjoy your lonliness.
I wish my mouth and ass were bi enough to handle the situation.
Why do guys do that shit to their dick anyways! Its totally discusting and a fuckin health hazzard! Fucking worthless idiots! Maybe in their next life they will be happy as a cockroach with NO DICK!!\"
5 kilo silicone...
how could anyone hate their dick so bad that they did this to it thinking people would be impressed. stupid people should not breed!!
^^^^don't worry he can't
It's the real 40 yr old virgin!
living in chernobyl does have it's perks.
Monster dick and can't use it. ain't that a bitch.
if it wasnt for welfare you whites would never have time to do anything stupid FACT
@bigtalk it's cause of welfare we don't have time to do anything but work and pay for your lazy monkey asses. FACT!!!
^^^ I second that..
If he take a piss would zit juice come out as a disguise of cum or cyst crawling out of the pee hole?
This might be perfect picture for advertisement to STD or AIDS in dicks.
Kill it and him.
Bigtalk's wife just left him.
Adams facebook profile pic !
he girlfriend must need an epidural everytime they fuck
I would run...fast.
it probably needs a tampon...