Anyone Call for a Plumber?

The title has just about nothing to do with the picture except the guy looks like he just showed up to work on your pipes. I think I would call for a second quote if he showed up. I don't care if the people that told me about him said he was great. That big ass dick is not coming in this house. How could you even drive like that?

  • crazyasshole June 2, 2012

    u might wanna pop that zit!

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  • potrostation June 2, 2012

    Quit fucking bee hives.

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  • invisus June 2, 2012

    Fags are fucked up.

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  • preferemshaved June 2, 2012

    The only thing he could ever have sex with is Goatsie.

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  • potrostation June 2, 2012

    ^^...the ass^^

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  • yomammasass June 2, 2012

    looks like a big tit with very inverted nipple...or a bad case of the clap.

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  • boppalilbit June 2, 2012

    Good thing he took the piercing out before it got too infected

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  • zardoz333 June 2, 2012

    how could anyone do that to their own dick?

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  • feircepierce June 2, 2012

    I WOULD FUCK THE HOLE ON THE END OF IT

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  • biggertalk June 2, 2012

    give it a little tug! lol!

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  • lenny9651 June 2, 2012

    sorry ladies, one, he's gay, two, it's so full of silicone that it doesn't work anyway

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  • tgarner June 2, 2012

    Only fags wear button fly's!

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  • toreal June 2, 2012

    White people do some fucked up things to their dicks.

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  • ghosthunter June 2, 2012

    now it's a novelty item.

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  • vulture June 2, 2012

    i'm calling fake...theres no room for that and a leg in his trousers

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  • crazyvet June 2, 2012

    Enjoy your lonliness.

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  • numberonefan June 2, 2012

    I wish my mouth and ass were bi enough to handle the situation.

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  • sparkles June 2, 2012

    Why do guys do that shit to their dick anyways! Its totally discusting and a fuckin health hazzard! Fucking worthless idiots! Maybe in their next life they will be happy as a cockroach with NO DICK!!\"

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  • cruiserman June 2, 2012

    5 kilo silicone...

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  • rockinron June 2, 2012

    how could anyone hate their dick so bad that they did this to it thinking people would be impressed. stupid people should not breed!!

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  • lenny9651 June 2, 2012

    ^^^^don't worry he can't

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  • richie June 2, 2012

    It's the real 40 yr old virgin!

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  • handsomedevil June 2, 2012

    living in chernobyl does have it's perks.

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  • ghosthunter June 2, 2012

    Monster dick and can't use it. ain't that a bitch.

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  • bigtalk June 2, 2012

    if it wasnt for welfare you whites would never have time to do anything stupid FACT

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  • preferemshaved June 2, 2012

    @bigtalk it's cause of welfare we don't have time to do anything but work and pay for your lazy monkey asses. FACT!!!

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  • billybadbird June 2, 2012

    ^^^ I second that..

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  • ryublood June 2, 2012

    If he take a piss would zit juice come out as a disguise of cum or cyst crawling out of the pee hole?

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  • ryublood June 2, 2012

    This might be perfect picture for advertisement to STD or AIDS in dicks.

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  • mccracker June 3, 2012

    Kill it and him.

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  • rodeye2 June 3, 2012

    Bigtalk's wife just left him.

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  • d90girl June 3, 2012

    Adams facebook profile pic !

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  • badgrim June 4, 2012

    he girlfriend must need an epidural everytime they fuck

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  • ohwickedwendi June 4, 2012

    I would run...fast.

    +0 -0
  • rebelrouser June 6, 2012

    it probably needs a tampon...

    +0 -0
 
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